I see no point in sitting through a briefing that will be, by definition, filled with complete horse shit. I’ll instead wait for the cliff notes version that points out the purest graded horse shit and move on.
Thank you to the noble news sources like TPM who will watch this so I don’t have to.
Time to get creative with curse words.
Just. Can’t. Do. It.
So what are today’s lies? And what potato-sack will she wear today?
My favorite Pythonism
Great Fat Ugly Cow
I will not ever watch Maxie Pearl.
Syphilitic Sow would work. also too
The only news-worthy information she’ll be offering is which tRump golf course he’ll be staying at this weekend, which isn’t worth a hill of beans.
The flaming of the shrew?
I suspect real news will be made between 5 and 10 pm tonight as it always is on a Friday. That’ll be around the same time Rump will unleash the true meaning of his cryptic remark, pointing to something far more insane in an attempt to distract the newsies awaiting some new policy or rant by the Twit-in-Chief.
I wonder if he’s firing Mueller.
Whatever he has planned is obviously personally satisfying for him.
While Lust Object and Cuckner are incommunicado during Shabbos.
Probably calling for decertification of the Iran nuclear treaty or pulling out of NATO, the UN, the OAS, reanimating Osama bin Laden cuz Obama, threatening Norway will a nuclear attack coz they didn’t give him the peace prize. YGIAGAM.
She’s very creative in fashioning gunny sacks.
Other than that, same old depressing bullsh*t. Sweet baby Jeebus this is awful crap.
You watched, maheto? Kudos! The amount of alcohol needed for me to watch the spokeswhore would kill me.
Better yet, crack the crackpot.
Can’t any of these press nitwits ask clear and pointed SINGLE questions? Instead they ask elaborate multi part convoluted query blobs that the She Huck can easily ignore and pick the part she wants.