That picture of the empty podium is my favorite shot of him.
What’s on tap (or is it “tapp”) for today? Word salad or teleprompter?
American Center For Mobility.
Sounds like technology for Trump’s fatass supporters to get around in their Rascals easier.
And I’ll bet 50 shares of Trump University stock this speech will be open to EVERYONE , just like his promise that HIS healthcare bill - which HE does not want HIS name put on - will provide insurance for EVRYONE.
I was thinking this was mobility as in for people with handicaps. Not.
The American Center for Mobility is a non-profit testing and product development facility for future mobility, designed to enable safe validation of connected and automated vehicle technology, and accelerate the development of voluntary standards.
Mine is of that back shot of him golfing in white pants that shows the Jovian enormity of his tyrannosaurus ass.
The show is about to start: 
No, it wouldn’t be for the handicapped, since Trump gets a hard-on from watching people crawl.
Calm and measured, no doubt…carefully reading his prompter. /s
A little batting practice before he gins up the freaks in Nashville later
I’m wiretapping this one, for sure—FISA warrant or no!
With Dame May Whitty, Angela Lansbury,…and introducing Donald Trump as “Gas”.
Most in the audience will have to go across state lines to purchase individual listening devices, however.
LOL 
Have they played the cartoons already?
Mr. Gasbag is coming to my town on Monday. Speaking at Freedom Hall at the Fairgrounds where my beloved Louisville Cardinals used to play before the YUM! Center was built.
We’re going to need a Silkwood bath for Freedom Hall. He should not be allowed anywhere near that hallowed place.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Only if he’s highly medicated. By a tranquilizer dart.
Oh! one word salad to go please
My favorite!
So many minefields he can step in .
We can all watch Kelly-N-Spice do the explanation tour tomorrow.
What he really meant to say…
it wouldn’t be for the handicapped, since Trump gets a hard-on from watching people crawl.
Yup. That’s what had me scratching my head.