I’m not watching. And if anyone else wants an alternative, this link will provide you the most popular vomiting-dog videos YouTube has to offer:
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If you look closely, you can spot Trump’s golf balls orbiting his Jovian girth.
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I’m not watching or listening either. There is not enough money in the world for me to do it.
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I’m not either - I was counting on y’all. hahahahahahaha
so who is going to listen and watch and report?
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You know, it’s very hard for a man to be a 1 with a girth like that.
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Oh man, my friend’s puppy had a bad issue Monday. Little buddy got excited and his pee pee came out too far and couldn’t “retract”. Had to go to the vet. Little buddy ok but has a pee pee stitch and wearing a cone until tomorrow. I’d show a photo but no one really wants to see that even though better than watching what’s his fat face.
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He’s revolting - the very image of what he is - a fat, bald old man whose vanity rules everything.
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Steviedee was the one who was usually willing to do it during the campaign. He’s probably had more than his fill by now.
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Where’s @Inversion when you need him?
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a couple billion more dollars in liquid assets and he would be kind of hot.
@tena ok, and an inoperable brain tumor.
I swear he is aping Alec Baldwin unintentionally. I bet he has spent hours watching SNL.
No, no he would not.’
There are real billionaires who are actually good looking if that’s what someone is looking for.
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Where’s the squirrel in the robot suit that @clunkertruck posted last night?
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Sorry I missed that
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Please, please bring up your paltry inauguration crowd size.
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Watch live? Are you fucking kidding me? I have to go masturbate and watch reruns of Sham-Wow infomercials. You know, the truly important shit.
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That was best part of last night…squirrels on parade.
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Oh! And the 3 million Californians who illegally voted for your opponent. (Remember her? She was the one who was actually qualified for the job. Not to mention sane and not beholden to Russian oligarchs.)
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Didn’t CNN copyright that as their new logo ?
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