Discussion: Watch Jeb!'s Must Jeb! Moment Ever: 'Mission Accomplished' On Low Iowa Expectations

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The Bush Freres seem to have a declaring ā€œMission Accomplishedā€ problem.

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ā€œYes, because the expectations are so low,ā€ Bush said, with a smile.

ā€œWell, you have succeeded there, governorā€ Garrett quipped, to which, Bush thrusted his hands in the air like a champion.

ā€œMission accomplished!ā€ Bush exclaimed.

Whoosh! Right over his own silver-gilded little head.

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He knows heā€™s done. Gallows humor.

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Heā€™s good enough, heā€™s smart enough, and gosh-darn it, people like him!

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Not gonna happen Jeb!

It fails to work on so many levels.

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Well, if his goal is to become a national laughingstock, ā€œmission accomplishedā€ indeed.

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He was gone last summer.

It continues to amaze me how so many supposedly savvy, well-connected people can be such utter fools.

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Usually I try to make a pithy remark but there is no follow up for this.

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If youā€™re very still, you can hear Jebs! donors gently sobbing into their wallets.

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After the disgusting Terri Schiavo ad, his poll numbers will fall further. Like most of the GOP you are sadly out of touch with reality.

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no, he isnā€™t; no, he isnā€™t; no, they donā€™t.

jesus h christā€¦ this day has to go down as the lowest point ever in american politics. between the shitshow that is the trump event; and the idiocy displayed by bush and presumably whatā€™s going on with the fox ā€˜debateā€™ā€¦ itā€™s just got to be. if not, we are in such deep shit, that this country will not be able to dig itself out.

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I dunnoā€¦ what I hear sounds like the sharpening of knives.

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:You canā€™t say Dallas doesnā€™t love you,Mr. President"

JFK fans will get the reference - and itā€™s connection to Jebā€™s responseā€¦

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To jeb itā€™s all just a game. Something the family doesā€¦like some play golf or tennis.

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The derp shit storm hasnā€™t hit full throttle just yet. Think log geometric progression.

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Lest we forget, Jeb! is the ā€œsmart one.ā€ Setting the bar high, I seeā€¦

And heā€™s supposed to be the smart Bush. Heckuva job, Jeb.

Jeb running an ad featuring Schiavo is akin to Hillary running a ad praising the impeachment of her husband.

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