Donald: “Honey, what would you like for your birthday?”
Melania: “A divorce.”
Donald: “Besides that.”
Could have at least given her a spare breakfast cheeseburger.
Melania: How about finding another mistress, leaving me alone and quit trying to hold my hand?
Donald: Now we’re talking!
“My husband sexually assaulted nineteen women, hired Russian hookers to pee on him, and cheated with a porn star after I gave birth to our baby – and all I got was this lousy T shirt.”
(Made in China)
Here’s a suggestion - turn off the television and get something for your wife. What a creep.
It’s her birthday, why do you want him to ruin it
Oh Donnie…you could have given her a nice piece of jewelry…something she could put in her getaway stash…
I’m generally not that concerned about birthday gifts for anyone except kids (who deserve a surprise and some fun, etc.) However, Trump’s lack of attention to his wife’s birthday just confirms the impression of him as a selfish SOB.
Eh, perhaps he thought she would laugh at his comments given to Fox?
Sure, I’ve missed some birthdays and anniversaries, but I don’t have a whole White House full of assistants who one of could surely make sure I don’t look like some dude who spends more thinking about the NDA against one of my mistresses than I do my actual wife.
Especially because as President, he has an entire staff to deal with things like that…even to the point of coordinating with her staff to see what she would like. And normally such a staff would be on things like this, so they can get a tiny bit of PR out of it. Instead of droppinhg something like this on the national stage.
My point is, he wouldn’t even have to put any effort into it beyond saying “Get Melenia something nice for her birthday”
But I’ll bet she’s got “something” for you, pal, and I can’t wait until you “get” it…
Why doesn’t the Preshitident Manslut-Peehooker send the multi-talented former architect, model, dancer, movie star and street smart business woman something nice on Twitter? I wouldn’t be surprised if he left cash on the mantle in lieu of a gift.
How busy do you have to be to not have time to say to an assistant, “My wife’s birthday is coming up, pick out some nice gift options and I’ll decide which one to give to her.” That’s about five whole minutes of time maximum.
He is a lout.
Melania: Your funeral.
Maybe he doesn’t know how to text anyone in the WH.
Just try to imagine for a minute being married to or in any way involved with such a classless, tasteless, ignorant, controlling, loud-mouthed, overbearing, self-aggrandizing, terminally insecure, boorish oaf…
But he did get her something nice!
He called in to F&F, implicated himself in the Cohen/Stormy Daniels mess, denied his denial about overnighting in Moscow…
He’s just moved Melania a couple of steps closer toward not having to bat his hand away — she might soon be speaking to him on a telephone behind glass. In his bright orange jumpsuit.
What more could a girl ask for?