Discussion: 'Very Busy' Trump Admits He Didn't Get His Wife 'Much' For Her 48th Birthday

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she did, and married him anyway

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It was the Call of the Wallet that did it for her.

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And she’ll “earn” every penny of it.

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A bunch of trump supporters once again respond, “he’s just like me!”.

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And if he had any competent staff, one of them would have reminded him about the birthday and provided a list of suggestions.

Boy, it’s pretty obvious none of Cadet Bonespur’s lackeys ever watched a single episode of “West Wing”? SAD!

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Avenatti’s now implying that your list on the t-shirt misses a big one: https://www.rawstory.com/2018/04/attorney-michael-avenatti-hints-1-6-million-abortion-payout-trump-not-gop-donor.

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Trump got an interview with “Fox and Friends” going by giving a shout-out to the first lady: “So, happy birthday to Melania,” he said.

Adding, under his breath, “Whichever hotel you’re staying at, now.”

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Gosh! You’re making me feel like it’s my birthday!

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I hope every third time he opens a door she’s there banging some Secret Service agent or White House staffer, and she just yells at him to get out.

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He could have at least got her a box of golf balls or a Trump Club umbrella at the pro shop.

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Release from the fraudulent NDA/Prenup, the address of Putin’s polonium source, and a really nice tea set.

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Mr. Trump… Busy? There is this thing called “Amazon.” I think you have heard of it. Has very reasonable shipping rates and a wide range of gifts. Give it a try.

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No steaks? No vodka? Not even signature Ivanka shoes? Sheesh!

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Only poor women ought to be banned from getting abortion. Manslut-Peehooker is the victim here, he did nothing wrong.

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Amazon???

Oh no. No, no, no…Amazon abuses the US Postal Service by actually helping it make some money.

Plus Bezos is legitimately and provably richer than Spanky.

Spanky couldn’t possibly order something from Amazon. What were you thinking? :laughing:

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It still isn’t too late for him to go off golfing and just leave her alone for a week or so. That would seem to me to be a very fine present.

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I heard he gave her golf balls (she doesn’t golf).

He probably got the idea from the “Life on the Fast Lane” episode of The Simpsons where Homer gives Marge a custom personalized bowling ball for her birthday — with his name on it.

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Suggestion…cut out half the inane tweets we see from you in any given day…voila…an extra 3 hours…

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“Two divorces, and what ottnott suggested.”

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“Mr President, what did you get Melania?”
“Which one’s she? The one with the jello and the gas mask? I thought Cohen took care of her too.”
“Your wife, sir.”
“Oh her! I got her … is it her birthday? … I got her a beautiful card. The best card. Many people are saying it could be the greatest birthday card ever seen in Washington.”
“Is that all?”
“Are we still on air? Maybe there are some classy jewellers out there who would like to be stiffed out of a beautiful necklace or something. In return I will offer a very, very good meal at one of my properties, which you’ll have to pay for yourself.”

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