Discussion: Trump's Fired Campaign Manager Corey Lewandowski To Join CNN

April fools!

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Corey has my blessing to shove Wolf hard in a hallway…

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Is that like Witness Protection?

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Exclusive? He won’t be able to. His evangelical joy about Trump will compel him to shout from the rooftops.

I’m so old, I can still remember when CNN had a bit of self respect.

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That’s convenient, now I’ll never have to see him.

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When did CNN start covering pro wrestling?

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Just so long as Lewandowski doesn’t take any air time away from my favorite clown, Wolf Blitzer.

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Bernie needs to get off the stick and wrap up his campaign so CNN can hire Jeff Weaver for their upcoming CNN exclusive: “Battle of the Assholes, Round 1”

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Weaver is working on Bernie’s tax returns.

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Tough choice. Either work for a morally bankrupt organization beholden to the American people’s worst impulses for conflict and over-simplification, or work for the Trump campaign.

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This is excellent news for Donald Trump!

WTF?

Can CNN flush it’s already tattered credibility further down the sewer?

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It’s a move that will raise the average IQ of both the Trump Campaign and CNN.

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Short answer… do I really need to spell it out?

Oh for fucks sake . That’s the best wingnut welfare you could get?

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People still watch CNN?

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Haven’t watched CNN for almost two decades now. Wouldn’t even watch if CNN were to announce that Lewandowski would be sliding in the nude down a 50 ft saguaro. Rudderless, incompetent, desiccating, cadaver of a news corpse.

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I was wondering if you have ever
thought of a children’s book,
what it was about, and what kind of
words did you try to teach the kids.

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