Discussion: Trump's Fired Campaign Manager Corey Lewandowski To Join CNN

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I just knew the comments on this thread would be priceless.

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Why would CNN hire him? To draw away wife-beaters/assaulters from Fox?

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About a year ago with Don the Con got in the race.

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CNN HR: Mr. Lewandowski have you been arrested or accused of a serious crime?

Corey: Well, thereā€™s ā€¦

CNN HR: Ah, just kidding! Just skip that section of the job application!d

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All parties to the agreement wore condoms to the signing table, as everyone in the room couldnā€™t recall the last time they were close to anyone that wasnā€™t a cheap whore.

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Okay, then. Way to spin for Trump.

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Well, of course he is! Perfect fit. Another Trump attack Chihuahua to be paired up with the constant din from the Trump hord that already peoples CNN (Con Noise Network): Thief Katrina Pierson (aka: Katrina Shaddix); perpetually sneering Scottie Hughes; weeping Kayleigh McEnany ; fiance killing Token ā€œIā€™ll Say Anything. Just Look at MEā€ Omarosa; Metalunianā€™ Jeff Lord; and Tub Oā€™ Shit: Sam Clovisā€¦and on and on. Each with the same ranting droning crap and Stepford demeanor. Forced smile. Little smirk. And endless bullshit to spread.

Yup! CNN needs another Trump surrogate. They certainly donā€™t have enough:

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Time for their female staff to organize a sit-in.

They shouldnā€™t stand for this.

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Have faith; theyā€™ll find a way. Surprised they didnā€™t hire OJ.

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Donā€™t candy-coat it, tell us what you think.

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When the contract for roller derby fell through.

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Of course he did. Since cnn is the faux news wannabe!

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Iā€™m thinkingā€¦Iā€™m thinkingā€¦

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I was going to say, that would be, NO!

But, look who they just hiredā€¦

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Okay ralph, sadly I would watch that naked turd sliding down a 50 foot saguaro, if it was full frontalā€¦

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No sure, but I think you may have just won the intertubes today, my friend! :wink:

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Larry Craig, PetSmart courtesy phoneā€¦

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ā€œCNN: The Most Trusted Name in Assholes.ā€

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And that is all you need to know about CNNā€¦sigh.

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Hey, Ralph, I heard the BLM has a Joshua tree available in Nevada. Maybe something could be arranged. :smiling_imp:

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