Discussion: Trump's Feeling Spry: 'I'm A Young, Vibrant Man. I Look At Joe, I Don't Know About Him'

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Poor delusional Deranged Donald.

Dotardly dickhead.

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Yabut
No Mushroom dick

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He’s in a manic period.

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The memes fucking write themselves. I’ll start:

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Just go away.

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This is from the fat ass that needed a golf cart when all the other world leaders hiked a few hundred yards up hill.

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He does act very young on occasion. Childlike would be a more descriptive phrase.

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“I think that I just feel like a young man, I am so young, I can’t believe it. I’m the youngest person”
Why does this sound so weird? Like he’s talking to himself in front of a mirror.

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He’s in a manic period.

It’s just the Adderall talking.

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The NRA won’t allow weapons at it’s convention during Trump’s visit.

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He must have had Sarah stop by last night and “spruce” him up for the big day today.
whispered sweet lies to get him all giddy.
Pathetic puke

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Imagine that the media collectively decides not to cover Trump’s twitter or BS comments – reporting only on policy. It would drive him nuts and it would give all of us some space away from his insanity. Please.

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Just cut the helicopter motor so that reporters’ questions can be heard. It’s such a cheap trick.

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You know he was just about to say, “I’m the youngest man who’s ever been president,” but did manage to stop himself.

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I think the folds of his neck are definite signs of his youth.

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“… Trump was feeling himself…”

Eeeewwww!!!

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He’s already got a ready response for that too.

  1. Fake
  2. Photoshopped (Excluding the pics his supporters put out making him look thinner and with bigger hands of course.)
  3. Waaaa…They don’t want to take nice pictures of me on purpose because they’re all losers.

His propaganda shop however must really be working overtime to dispute what everyone can see with their own two eyes. The guy is out of shape, eats like a heart attack about to happen, and is your basic couch potato that doesn’t begin work until 11 am and quits shortly thereafter to go watch TV.

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This makes him the Rachael Dolezal of old, morbidly obese guys. Either that, or he is channeling Steve Martin as the Jerk.

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pretty sure he isn’t supposed to do that in public

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