Discussion: Trump's Feeling Spry: 'I'm A Young, Vibrant Man. I Look At Joe, I Don't Know About Him'

Then get out of the golf cart, lardass

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Yeah, well whether or not someone has dementia or a mental disorder, or whether heā€™s woefully lacking in intelligence is usually difficult to see from appearance only.

You usually have to wait until the person says something.

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Hah! The first thing that I thought was, ā€œWhat a fuckwadā€

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(eye roll)

ā€œhe suggested Biden may not be perky enough for the gig.ā€

Hence Melaniaā€™s quiet kidney issue a while back.

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Because he stole it from:

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I actually do hope heā€™s as vibrant as he says he is, Iā€™d like for him to serve out as much of his eventual jail term as possible.

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Agent Orange is probably only ā€œvibrantā€ as long as the little blue pills hold out and maybe not even then.

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Letā€™s cut you in half and count the rings.

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There is a fascinating story that proposes a theory of how trumpā€™s tinge changed over the years.

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I just stomped on an unworthy thought.

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Ewwww.

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Bidenā€™s under his skin already. Itā€™s going to be a very interesting elder brawl between these two.

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Spry is generally reserved for describing active seniors. Heā€™s old enough, but he ainā€™t active.

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Thatā€™s one ugly motherfucker.

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ā€œI think that I just feel like a young man, I am so young, I canā€™t believe it. Iā€™m the youngest personā€¦ā€

I guess Melania finally had that funhouse mirror installed in the White House bedroom.

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I think Biden should challenge him to a walking contest. Just walking and not a race. But he has to walk a certain distance.

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There are funhouse mirrors everywhere in the White House

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Little known fact: Donald Trump counts his age in Jupiter years. That makes him only about six. This explains a lot, by the way.

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Joeā€™s only four years older. And at least he doesnā€™t have to wear ill tailored suits to try and hide all of the Big Macā€™s.

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And he doesnā€™t sleep in them.

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