Where’s the Beef?
“Without Providing Any Evidence”
I hear that’s the name of Trump and Company’s upcoming Ted Nugent cover band. With Kellyanne doing vocals, of course. From her microwave.
Can someone, anyone, just please call him out as a liar? If the numbers were rigged, then we would see a marked difference under the new administration. We don’t. So either the new administration is also rigging the numbers or he’s a blatant liar.
Beef? Shit, you won’t even be able to find any yeast in that Trump bun!
“There is no evidence for that whatsoever,” Elmendorf said on CNN. “I think he should retract that comment.”
He should, but he won’t. Trump has made it clear his subordinates can only be rewarded for spouting the same nonsense he does. If the press was doing its job, it would call them on each and every lie and keep a running tally of unretracted lies that would scroll at the bottom of the screen 24/7.
math is hard and it just gets harder when you don’t like the numbers but 2+2 still doesn’t equal 3 or 5…
This arrogant dickhead has the same wide-eyed “what, me worry?” look that Ryan has. Both trying to screw the little guy, lying their faces off, both thinking the rest of us are stupid. Jerks.
You can’t get to fascism without undermining the rule of law and the legitimacy of government institutions and the media.
We’re on our way!
"We thought for a long time, I did, that the Obama administration was manipulating the numbers …
(1) We thought for a long time, and we still do, that this so-called administration is full of fartlighting and projection…
“The production of those numbers is not affected by who is in political power”
(2) Uh, so, that was then, this is now … (see point (1)).
Obama manipulated jobs data.
Donald Trump is the most honest and smartest man in America.
Jeff Sessions is not a racist.
Paul Ryan knows more about financial policy than any man in history.
Steve King is going to be elected president of the NAACP.
Kellyanne Conway makes Scarlett Johansson look like Danny DeVito.
There. I just lied like Donald Trump and everyone in his administration does about every 3 minutes of their lives.
Can I haz Presidency now?
Nice pic, but Kellyanne doesn’t have freckles.
How to become a conservative:
Step 1: Place tinfoil hat snugly on head. Shaving and conductive gel optional.
Step 2: Place head in the microwave camera.
Step 3: Turn on microwave camera. Remain still for approximately 4 minutes or until scalp burning becomes unbearable.
Step 4: Enjoy your new conservative outlook.
Well, I only meant to target Paul Ryan and this Mulvaney guy. Here’s the scoop on Kellyanne before she puts on her foundation in the morning:
Mulvaney
Our new favorite asshole.
Beating out Reince for the most punchable face
and lord knows there’s been a lot of competition for that prize
This epistle is by Kit Thornton:
Let’s get rid of a few bits of dreck, for the sake of mental hygiene:
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Women don’t answer to you, or to the government for having sex, and being forced to have a child is not a fit punishment for what you perceive as promiscuity. Leave other people’s genitals alone.
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If you are using phrases like “Confronting the culture to advance God’s kingdom,” you’re the American Taliban, a threat to the Republic, and a disgrace to Christianity. I am not only disinterested in your blather, I consider you a serious threat to a well-ordered, peaceful society. If you are pushing this nonsense onto children, you are a moral leper.
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At this point in the “debate,” if you can’t cite SEVERAL peer-reviewed articles in legitimate scientific journals I’m not interested in your “contrarian” opinion about climate change. The science is as in as science ever is – catastrophic climate change is happening, we’re causing it, and it’s going to be a very serious problem, even if we do something about it. What we’re talking about now is whether it’s going to be catastrophic or apocalyptic. Go flatten your Earth or something.
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Donald Trump is a dangerous, egomaniacal idiot, and his appointees range from incompetent to terrifying. If you are still supporting him at this point, you are no friend of the Republic.
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It simply isn’t possible to cut taxes, increase spending and decrease the debt or restrain the deficit. This should be obvious to anyone who can handle simple addition and subtraction, but somehow the idea that slashing government revenues will lead to explosive economic growth WILL. NOT. DIE. Mostly because it casts a vaguely intellectual veneer over what is actually sheer selfishness.
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Private charities are not sufficient to help the poor. If you think they are, look at any place on this planet that does not provide sufficient public assistance. There was a time when we believed that the proper way of helping the poor was private charity and religious works – read Dickens for a tour of that golden age.
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Censorship is the refuge of the intellectually and culturally inferior. Only the weak fear being exposed to material they disapprove of. And claiming your prudishness and fragility is for the sake of the children is contemptible. Hiding behind kids because you can’t cope with modern life is despicable.
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Again, and finally, leave other people’s genitals alone. Other people’s sex lives are none of your concern, and you don’t get to treat them like second-class citizens because you are “uncomfortable.” News flash – other people aren’t in the world to see to your comfort. If you can’t cope, if you can’t deal with people who are different from you, don’t blame others for your inability to adult.
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The only reason we don’t have a functioning health-care system is that unlike every other advanced nation we believe in the “right” of rich douchebags to charge as much as, and more than, the market will bear. We believe in allowing insurance companies to build huge, bloated empires at the expense of the sick and desperate. And we believe that some people (namely, rich people) are more “deserving” of health care than others. It’s just plain, unvarnished, smells-like-what-it-is greed.
Obviously he was hired to make Trump’s hands look bigger by comparison. Plus, oh yeah, the shameless lying.
It looks like we’ve figured out how the GOP plan to continue to blame Obama for everything even after he’s out of power…
I guess it’s hard to ween yourself off that sweet, sweet blame juice after 8 years…