Discussion: Trump Wants Your Social Media Gripes — And Zip Code, Email And Phone Number

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What? No pitch for donations? Scavino is really slacking.

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previously

back to looking for that El Phantasmo Bullet Club theme.

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Don’t panic. Trump’s collecting materials for his rallies. The best white nationalist rant comes from the wisdom of Trumpsters!

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Just say 8Chan blocked you and use 1600 Pennsylvania Ave as your address.

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Who in their right mind would ever provide this information to Trump? I mean other then the deplorables…

Another way for the administration to troll for donors. Are they using government assets to do this?

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It also asked for a lot of personal information, with little explanation of how it would be used.

Kinda like the dudes with the thick Indian (subcontinent) accents who say they’re from Microsoft’s security team and say my desktop has been infected with a virus.

But you know the MAGATs will give all of it and their bank account number to them.

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“The data collection aspect of the White House survey troubled some digital rights advocates.”

You’re caring for the wrong people.

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Likely

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“…asked to state their citizen status, provide their emails, and give links to their social media accounts…”

I understand Nigerian Prince Union Local 107 is suing for trade infringement.

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They have to have SOMETHING to give to the Russians this time around, what with Cambridge Analytica out of business (well, not really, but under the microscope now) and Facebook/Twitter/Instagram on to their data-sucking tricks.
They will compare it with the Republican Voter Information held by the Koch Bros. (seriously, they OWN the Republican Party’s VOTING INFORMATION and LEASE IT BACK to the RNC’s Political Operations) to cross-check who can be most easily swayed by Reich-Wing Propaganda for their “targeted users” campaign for 2020.

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“NothingBurger!”, Beavis, Trump Tower, 10022, Beavis4Real@aol.com, 1-212-THE-BEAV

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“SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS SHOULD PROTECT FREE SPEECH” says the pic.

No, To paraphrase Obi Wan, The Wise: “That’s not the 'Free Speech” you are looking for"…

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It also asked for a lot of personal information, with little explanation of how it would be used.

No mystery here. They’ll be monetized and have all manner of tRump branded and MAGAt wear sh*t marketed to them.

And all of it made in China.

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Trump, who even now has more than 60 million “followers,” complained in April that Twitter doesn’t “treat me well as a Republican. Very discriminatory.”

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I’m going to sign right up! My name? D. Umfuck.

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Credit Card Numbers for Trump!

Show your support by typing in your number, exp date and check code today!

…soooo, my new website…

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He wants people to self-deport to the land of Nod, where you can plug yourself into the Matrix and take a permanent vacation from thinking.

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“giving the government an irrevocable license to use the data in any way in perpetuity, throughout the world, and in all forms of media.”

More…

  1. Your vehicle warranty is almost out of date. To continue you warranty service…

  2. This is a call about your credit card. There is no issue with your card, we just want to notify you of a special…

  3. Medical back braces are expensive…

  4. This is Calvin Somebody of the (Insert State) Police Welfare and and Benevolent Aid Association…

  5. [Chinese voice rambling onward about who knows?]

  6. HI! You have been selected as a winner of a new IPad…

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Dear White House,

Pleas help! I’ve been blocked by some idiot going by @realDonaldTrump and I miss my morning dose of stupid hilarity.

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