Discussion: Trump Treats Cabinet Meeting Like An Episode Of His Reality TV Show

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This is completely normal (tremendously normal, frankly, the most normal anyone has ever seen in history), another sign of what David Brooks called yesterday the increasing professionalism of the Trump administration. We can all breathe a sigh of relief!

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He then claimed that the anchors on the programs that aired his remarks sent the White House letters “saying that was one of the greatest meetings they’ve ever witnessed.”

I suppose the postal service deserves credit for delivering those letters overnight.

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Perhaps Trump thinks his “presidency” is a reality TV show and not real?

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“I’m sure their ratings were fantastic. They always are. Which is why I think the media will ultimately support Trump in the end because they’re going to say if Trump doesn’t win in three years, they’re all out of business,” he said.

Yes, because as we all know, there was no such thing as the media before 2015. Any reports alleged to predate Trump are, by definition, Fake News.

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The televised cabinet meeting and immigration dog and pony show are nothing more than pathetic attempts to convince the American people that Russia’s Agent Orange is mentally fit for the job. Fail!

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If all this showmanship is to exhibit what a stable genius he is, I’ve got news. It’s not working.

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He’s doing a good job convincing everyone he is 100% full of shit rather than just 99% retarded.

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“I don’t think any administration has ever done, has done what we’ve done and what we’ve accomplished in its first year, which isn’t quite finished yet,” he said. “You never know what’s going to happen over the next few days.”

I’ll agree 100% and add thank you jesus that no one else’s administration has been remotely close to this one!

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whatanasswhatanasswhatanasswhatanasssssssssss

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Yes, and in true Trump fashion he wrecks the scheme by mouthing off like a nutter the day after.

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It’s all he knows and it somewhat kept him afloat long enough to allow Russian to keep him from completely going under.

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I wish there was a “Yikes” reply button. Because that is what I said in my head reading this reply :wink:

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“He then took credit for news networks’ ratings and for the fact that news outlets are still in business.”

Later, Trump took credit for penicillin, the moon landings, and sequencing the human genome.

A statement from Sarah Huckabee quickly confirmed his pivotal role in domesticating fire, inventing movable type, the computer chip, and quantum mechanics.

The House Republican majority then passed a resolution commemorating his bringing forth, on the Sixth Day, every living creature after its kind, cattle, and creeping things, and beasts of the earth after their kind.

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And America is getting ready to tell Donnie “You’re Fired”.

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Um yeah - he is having big time memory issues. Scary.

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If Trump survives (politically, that is) in office, then the US will never have any claim to serious moral high ground within the world community. If this shit stain of a human can remain in office, then the bar has been set so low that any raging fool can get elected. Maybe a disaster like Trump will be the catalyst to dissolve the electoral college. If the EC made it possible for a deranged clown like Trump to win, then there’s something wrong with us…something very, very wrong with us (h/t, Bill Murray).

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His idiot base elected a sleazy tv show host to be POTUS. Therefore they will think cabinet meetings should be primetime entertainment for imbeciles.

So this works for them.

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Maybe the White House needs to bring in Mark Burnett to orchestrate the cabinet meetings & set up challenges? :laughing:

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He only watches Fox News and CNN, and he believes that everyone else does the same. A WH maid would do the country a lot of good locking both of those channels and setting all the televisions to Nickelodeon or whichever network runs Law & Order marathons.

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