Uniforms designed by Melania
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Trump only knows how to think like a mobster and money laundererā¦how do we know this so called āspace forceā isnāt just a shell game scheme to get money for his mid evil useless wall.
How do we know if Trump wonāt steal this money from the space force and reallocate to a āgolf course shortage national emergencyā?
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Space Force? Why, Black Bush supports this unconditionally!
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Fat Ass announcing a program called āSpace Forceā is like me going on national TV and screaming āBrassiere Toothpaste!!!ā on āMeet The Pressā while foaming at the mouth and jumping up and down on a pogo stick.
And, of course, Chuck Todd nodding approvingly.
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Iām pretty sure he never read (or didnāt understand) the Icarus myth. Heāll go.
Heck, that might even advance peace in the Middle East.
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Who will be the General? Buck Rogers?
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Thatās quite the group. Iām going for Kanye. He has more experience as a space cadet than any of the rest of them.
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Come on you know he will want Princess Sparkle Plenty.
Iāll actually be for it if he renames it āStar Fleet.ā In the meantime, while we wait for the aliens to invade, he can announce that heāll combat handsy men by starting up āFox Force Five.ā
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Just wait until they show the new uniforms.
Iāll bet money that they include a CROSS or some form of Christian regalia.
The Air Force was chosen by Trump to run this because it is completely compromised by Christian Dominionists who make up a huge portion of his core supporters.
Takes an act of Congress. The part where reporters keep acting like it doesnāt take an act of Congress because that would interfere with the breezy light mockery is kinda getting on my nerves because the real story is that it turns out, itās right there in Article I, Section 8, three separate clauses that put this under the purview of, well, Congress.
Could he order the creation of an Air Force Space Corps reporting to the Air Force Chief of Staff? Based on the USAAF precedent, yes. But he canāt organize a āSpace Forceā that reports to the Secretary of the Air Force and has a seat at the Joint Chiefs table the way the Marines report to the Secretary of the Navy and have a Commandant who is on the JCS.
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Thatās why Trump has his shiny, new SCOTUS, to green light violations of the law.
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āIts top civilian will be āa new undersecretary for space.āā
I guess if you hire a real estate guy you get what you pay for.
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Can we vote to send him there? We can even build him his own gold-plated moon base. It might be worth the investment. He could be moon dictator for life.
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So as expected just another boondoggle for The Brassā¦
How many more (1000s) of Generals do we need, for sure the lowest ranks will see squatā¦
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Flash Gordon
New Chinese-made hats and T-shirts.
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Cāmon, yāall, think: Two wordsāSpace Isis!
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Dear Ms. Riga - I like your work, but when writing on this subject, you need to use the correct terminology many of us have learned from countless hours reading science fiction -
allow me:
Interplanetary Leader has decreed that Space Force will be under the extra-terrestrial umbrella of the old-world Air Force. According to NewSource 3, it will cost less than Vice Admiral Ivankaās wardrobe. Its top civilian will be āa new undersecretary of spaceā.
Governing Body of All Worlds will be allocating the credits for constructing this Galactic Venture.
All Hail Interplanetary Leader.
youāre young, youāll get the hang of it.
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itās good that heās finding new frontiers to fail on
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