Space Wall!!
And so tRump can remember them all and where they work, we will also rename the Army, Land Force the Navy, Water Force and the Coast Guard, Coast Force. The Marines will just be “guys outside the door.”
Off we go! Into the wild blue yonder…
"Its top civilian will be “a new undersecretary for space.”
Great, now Jared Kushner has to create Middle East peace, reform the prison system ***AND*** figure out how to bomb Iranian wedding parties from 36,000 kilometers. Sheesh.SO basically nothing new, just a name and staff rearranging to make it look like he’s doing something. Pretty much sop for Donald.
Its top civilian will be “a new undersecretary for space.”
A.k.a. the Space Cadet Supremo. Please submit names to the nominating committee.
Carter Page?
Rudy Giuliani?
Sebastian Gorka?
Kanye West?
Barron?
I hope the house votes no, just to piss off the moron.
Well if he can’t own the earth as he would like,
I guess the next dream come true for him is owning the moon.
At taxpayers expense of course
I feel another shutdown tantrum coming on. An invasion from Mars really would qualify as a national emergency, however.
100 million wouldn’t be even half enough to launch a space shuttle.
So where’s that money really going?
Props and mock-ups.
it will cost less than $100 million to start and its four-star general leader will sit on the Joint Chiefs of Staff. Its top civilian will be “a new undersecretary for space.”
Parodied before it’s even begun…
Wheee!
We’ll spend more than that on security at Mar a Lago.
But I am intrigued that we can have a Space Force! (need echo effect here) for only 100 million, but a wall will cost 5 billion. (And I know that it will cost more than that. I’m just using the pretend numbers that the WH uses.)
Will the Space Force be invisible?
How do we nominate him to be Ambassador to the Sun?
Space Fuck 2020!
Starring Ivanka Trump and Sassy the Wonder Horse. And featuring Carter Page as The Beaver.
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