Discussion: Trump Thanks Spicer, Congratulates Him On 'Great Television Ratings'

“…Just look at his great television ratings…”


Our President:

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Who will play Ant-Nee on SNL?

Gonna have to be Mario Cantone.

The ratings will be boffo!

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“We have accomplished so much and we are being given credit for so little. The good news is the people get it, even if the media doesn’t.”

Announcing a new hire when the other guy finally said ‘fuck this shit’ and quit. And ya gotta include this? Really?

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Just look at his great television ratings.

Especially the covfefe ones.

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Spicer, Corallo, and Kasowitz are all out in a span of a couple days. Gorelick dumped Kushner last week. Ominous trend for Trump. People are abandoning ship as the wheels come off. How’s that for mixing my metaphors?

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I’m not sure it’s possible to write a more classless announcement than that.

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How’s that for mixing my metaphors?

I like to go whole horse: The rats are jumping off the turnip truck.

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Let’s see…Spicey was in the job six months. Four after McCarthy was done with him. Let’s see how long the Arkansas Feedbag will last.

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That’s not what Spicer was for, you flagrant fucking idiot.

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Is Kasowitz completely out?

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“Sean will continue to serve the administration through August.”

That sounds like 6 weeks of hell.

Will he serve coffee? Doughnuts?

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I suppose he just proved the delusional, cognitively dissonant criticisms of him with those remarks. If the “people got it” they’d poll like they got it. They do seem to be getting something but not what Trump thinks.

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Oh what I would give for President Chauncey Gardener.

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Imagine the ratings for the impeachment hearings! Through the roof!

(It’s going to have to happen, whether in a D or R controlled Congress)

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[quote=“bluefalcon, post:7, topic:59471, full:true”]
I’m not sure it’s possible to write a more classless announcement than that.
[/quote]Well, when you’re introducing a new communications team, ya wanna do it right.

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I heard ‘no longer the lead’. He must have a few bucks left in his retainer.

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Donnie will have six more weeks in which to humiliate Spicey some more.

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Rubbernecking is the act of staring at something of interest. The term rubbernecking refers to the physical act of craning one’s neck, performed in order to get a better view. Rubberneck has been described as a human trait that is associated with morbid curiosity. It can be the cause of traffic jams, as drivers slow down to see what happened in a crash.

I am grateful for Sean’s work on behalf of my administration and the American people. I wish him continued success as he moves on to pursue new opportunities. Just look at his great television ratings. Sean will continue to serve the administration through August, and the President has also appointed Anthony Scaramucci as communications director.”

WTF!?! Has Chiselin’ Trump resigned, too?

To whom is Chiselin’ Trump referring when he says “the President?” Bannon?!?

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