Trump Thanks Spicer, Congratulates Him On ‘Great Television Ratings’
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Yeah we all tuned into the press briefings just to see Sean. Had nothing to do with wanting to know wtf Donald and company were doing to fuck things up now.
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I hate this sanctimonious ahole with everything I’ve got.
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Training his ‘replacement’…it’s the Trumpian way!
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How can he have great ratings when they won’t let the press turn the cameras on any more?
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Yes, there haven’t been such stratospheric TV ratings since "The Steve Bannon/Sarah Huckabee Sanders All-Nude Variety Hour".
Fortify the wall - the Dignity Wraiths are coming and they are legion. The hordes are growing even as we speak!
Damn. I was really looking forward to Melissa’s Spicy in the next season of SNL.
Maybe she could do SHS?
I hope Spicy knows this is the best decision he’s ever made.
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At least he told the truth about the people getting it.
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“This story is about Howard Beale, who was the news anchorman on UBS TV. In his time, Howard Beale had been a mandarin of television, the grand old man of news, with a HUT rating of 16 and a 28 audience share. In 1969, however, his fortunes began to decline. He fell to a 22 share.”
Does Huckabee-Sanders have a glass eye?
Or a lazy eye.
The presidency is a lot more than tv ratings you dim bulb
Devout Catholic Spicer did not get to meet the Pope because of Trump’s pettiness. How many of these guys are going to let Trump humiliate and abuse them?
@lapaix, Aidy Bryant has the Sarah Huckabee Sanders role locked down. @fargo116, Sanders is hitting her training feedbag so they can do the SNL afterparty circuit as the #TroubleMintTwins 
@centralasiaexpat Marc Kasowitz is easing out as many of the Trumpire’s issues now seem to involve classified information. And only the Predisent gets to leak that stuff out 
And @pshah & @socalista, the rats are f–king the wheels off the turnip truck while waiting for their ship to come in before the s–t his the fan 
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That is indeed high praise for a public relations professional in a surreal world where entertainment, ratings and lying trump fact and competence.
I have no idea. There is no job BIG enough or POWERFUL enough to make me abject myself to a insecure twit like Trump. As my mama used to say, ‘Integrity! You either have it or you don’t’.
That is indeed high praise for a public relations professional in a surreal world
Or it could be a backhanded “compliment”. (Spicer may not have done well on comms, but his ratings were high)
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