Discussion: Trump Submits Written Answers To Mueller Q's On Russian Election Interference

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[thebigragu]

No, no, no and I don’t recall.

[candirue]

1. No Collusion.

2. Her emails too.

3. Witch hunt.

4. No Collusion.

5. Biggest ever.

6. Don’t know them, but I hear they are great.

7. Ask Whittaker.

8. I fired them.

[justruss]

Here hoping the contents do not stick to the inside of the envelope or folder. Those crayons get warm and just glue it all together.

[somethinghappened]

“I’m familiar with ‘Donald Trump Jr.’ but I don’t know him.”

[walterwiggum]

“He spelled ‘Yale’ with a 6.”

[spin]

Trump did them himself, since it was about him, he was very interested in them. Put crayon to paper.

But seriously, the “I’m not going to respond on obstruction” line is not going to cut it when Mueller lists him as an unindicted co-conspirator.

[jtx]

I am sure WP will be able to add the answers to the list of lies they are keeping.

[benthere]

What color crayon did Donnie use in his answers?

[mattinpa]

The questions I’m curious about are the ones (cough Trump Tower/Air Force One cough) where one answer is a confession and the other is perjury. No good choices brah! How you gonna thread the needle with clumsy little paws like those?

[littlegirlblue]

“I’ve heard he has a very luscious sister whom I’d like to meet.”

[occamscoin]

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Sessions did it.

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[jtx]

[The questions did not address potential obstruction by the President in the course of Mueller’s probe nor other matters. For months, Mueller’s team has requested, unsuccessfully, an opportunity to question the President in person.]

Where did this come from?

[austin_dave]

1. Under the floorboards of the cabin, behind the woodstove.
2. 500 kilos every other week
3. A tattoo of Putin on my right cheek
4. A tattoo of Putin on my left cheek
5. The gator farm in Natchitoches

[irasdad]

”What I can tell you is they’re complete and detailed."

In all fairness, the fact that none of his answers exceeded 280 characters was more than made up by the sheer number of exclamation points.

[buma]

“the answer is probably, we’re finished,” the President said.

Definitely something to hope for.

[tiowally]

“It’s a camel. Unless it’s a rhinoceros or a giraffe.”

[tomanjeri]

“But there’s nothing there I haven’t read in a newspaper.”

The next question then is what incriminating information was left out and how soon until Trump and Guiliani are indicted over it?

[reggid]

Did the answers contain any polysyllabic words?

[moreyampersand]

He just scrawled “It was my evil twin, Ronald!” across the first page.