I love cake. Chocolate.
And teenage beauty pageants.
And there was this time, when, you know, I almost…nahh…I can’t write that.
The End.
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But I ain’t never been to Natchitoches!
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Those images still make my skin crawl.
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If there’s nothing there that you have not read in the newspapers Rudy, then I might suggest the answers are not complete.
By the way, where has Rudy been for what seems like a couple months. Before that this guy would not shut up. Did he have his vocal cords removed?
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Daddy, I wrote it myself!
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Nope, his legs were cut off. His strategy of perpetually telling his boss via Fox that the investigation would wrap up in two weeks, left him vulnerable to other hyenas, who pounced. I think he’s back on the eastern europe & balkans grift circuit now.
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Black. It’s a very strong color. Many many people have said.
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I’m imagining the answers are more along the lines of
“None of your beeswax”
“What do you think, fool?”
“I know you are but what am I?”
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there’s nothing there I haven’t read in a newspaper
Which newspapers? The failed New York Times? The liars at the Washington Post? or the ever reliable and righteous National Enquirer?
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There’s just something about that that I just don’t like.
kat
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Yep.
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This is Agent Orange’s “Preznit give me turkee” moment.
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All of 'em, Katie
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I trust Mueller has a child language interpreter…
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”What I can tell you is they’re complete and detailed,” Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani told the Post. “But there’s nothing there I haven’t read in a newspaper.”
Is it just me or…?
I’m sorry, not sorry, but that is just fucking hilarious.
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Orange of course!
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I think he interned for me once. Brought me coffee, you know.
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… and ALL-CAPS WORDS
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“We’ve wasted enough time on this witch hunt and the answer is probably, we’re finished,” the President said.
As pertains to Trump, I prefer the phrase “… we’re done for.”
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