Discussion: Trump: Singapore Summit With Kim Jong Un 'May Not Work Out For June 12'

The way that trump is saying it, it’s as if yeah, maybe not June 12, maybe some other day. It’s as if world leaders call each other up and say, “Hey, you busy this weekend? Nothing pressing? How about we have a summit?”

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Actually, there is a fairly persuasive argument that Moon Jae-In rolled Donnie Two-scoops, or alternatively, that President Moon presented information that Two-scoops promptly used to roll himself.

Apparently as part of his flattery of the narcissist-in-chief Moon told him that bringing about peace on the Korean peninsula would win Donnie a Nobel Peace Prize. The justification is that Donnie Two-scoops has scared the shit out of nearly everyone on the Korean peninsula south of 38 N.

No one with least bit of sense of history and any idea of the current behavior of the New Dear Leader believed that the DPRK was prepared to denuclearize its forces. Look carefully at the major premises and think about L’Dotard a l’Orange and you should see how this could all happen.

President Moon has been called behind the woodshed today to meet with Donnie Two-scoops. It’s supposed to be a one-on-one with no aides or other government officials. My guess is that Moon will get an earful from Donnie boy.

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“(BTW I refuse to capitalize president for the duration.)”

Me too: that’s why I always refer to him as ‘Mr. Trump’. :smile:

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He thought the Nobel Peace Prize was the Nubile Piece Prize, then, to his chagrin, he found out the truth.

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I recommend §Resident as an alternative I find acceptable.

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Like I just posted in the hive: Only an idiot would de-Nuclearize before the US de-Boltonizes.

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“…but I still deserve the nobel peace prize. Everyone’s saying it. Everyone on fox.”

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Nubile Piss Prize

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Yeah, that really scares me because I think he’d give up South Korea for a shot at getting that.

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I prefer “unfit, unqualified, racist birther scumbag” (UURBS) myself.

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Accurate but keystroke-intensive.

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I agree Moon Jae-In knew what he was doing but he stuck his neck out pretty far and domestic political opponents may take advantage. Watch Orange Nero withdraw our new ambassador to SK before he even gets off the plane.

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So…is Trump finding in Kim his very own Lucy van Pelt?

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Can I still get a coin?

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Touché

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Trump finds out they had a problem, and they tried to do everything they could, but they couldn’t do nothin’ about it.

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Is the uncertainty because trump will be incarcerated, um, incapacitated?

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Many of us have seen young children who are better at it than these clods.

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