Gosh, who could have seen this coming?
Like Josh said, Dear Leader got punked by Dear Leader.
Wait! What about my Challenge Coin? It’s already made!
I guess I can put it in a frame along side my Buffalo Bills Superbowl Champs hat!
Good. You can move up the date for your interview with Mueller.
But the peace prize is still on track, right?
“A funny thing happened on the way to the Nobel…”
…and Moon Jae-In learns too late: everyone working with or for Trump ends up covered in shit.
Has Moon hired an attorney yet?
It’s a technicality.
Summits required two duly-elected world leaders.
Better luck next time.
So much winning.
No Nobel Prize for you!
-The Nobel Prize Anti-Nazi
“I have to get my milkshake refilled. Somebody drank mine”
Well that just fucking GREAT! What am I supposed to do with this engraved Nobel now?
I’ll bet they’re laughing themselves sick in Pyongyang right now. They had him dancing like a marionette, and then whammo.
I had really mixed feelings about the ‘Summit’. Although reducing the chances of armed conflict was obviously a good thing, I was afraid that Mr. Trump would get rolled by Kim Jong Un, and in desperation to get a deal might make a really bad agreement. Also, I worried that any bounce in popularity that Mr. Trump might get from the meeting could embolden him to summarily shut down the Russia probe. This vague standoff might actually be the least harmful option.
Trump to NK leader: No deal maker. You are the deal maker.
I guess that is one of the risks of ignoring the State Department and running your foreign policy exclusively though the CIA.
They also clowned Moon and damaged the SK-US relationship.
It ain’t gonna work out at all, pendejo.
So the Idiot was Will Ferrell’s Alex Trebek to Darrel Hammond’s Sean Connery.
Here’s in idea – why don’t we have that military parade on June 12? Then everyone will forget all about the “No-Ko Oh No!” Summit.
Even with the CIA, I’ll bet every single person there knows enough to tell him that’s not how summits work. It’s not like going to a rummage sale and maybe you’ll see something you like you can dicker for. It takes a year or two of lower-level diplomacy to figure out some sort of agreement worth signing. Probably every career person in the executive branch knows that much. Just not the president of the United States. (BTW I refuse to capitalize president for the duration.)