Pardon my all-caps yelling everybody:
IT’S NOT THE CRIME, IT’S THE COVER-UP…BY CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS
Those CAPS convince me he’s telling the TRUTH!
Giving new meaning to the term “in-depth.”
THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS, AFTER A 14 MONTH LONG IN-DEPTH INVESTIGATION, FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION OR COORDINATION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA TO INFLUENCE THE 2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.
Because I said so
Thanks Donnie for the GOTV promo.
We WILL take back the House and Senate and see your corrupt grifting lying ass thrown out
Will Nunes (Whooo’s a gooood boy?) get TWO Milk Bones today?
The question is, who does Trump believe is that stupid?
The obvious answer is, his base.
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie… This was a political investigation. You should worry more about Mueller’s criminal investigation.
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
N-n-n-no Collusion!
N-n-n-no Collusion!
(Apologies to The Knack)
Just flip the channel
The matter is settled and closed over at Faux Nooze and they can’t for the life of them figure out why Mueller is wasting his time
WOOP-DE-FUCKING-DO
You know… Trump has a point, it feels better in all caps.
I think Ol’ Mourning Joe had it right today.
The Timing
If this is in the headlines and all the cable news and blogs are yapping about it (like us here) guess what ain’t.
Stormy Daniels
He is desperate to distract because I know, You know and The American People Know.
She has some really damaging shit.
Grifter quotes grifters saying grifter did nothing wrong.
Well I guess for today the media can focus on the corruption of the House committee rather than the corruption of the President.
I guess that’s what count as a win for this WH.
First: The House Intelligence Committee did not clear Trump of wrongdoing - the Republicans on the committee did.
Second, Donald: It wasn’t an in-depth investigation - the Republicans refused to compel testimony, ignored calling many witnesses, and failed to request all documentary evidence.
Third: Enjoy this now - because Mueller is still coming and if you fire him, it will be someone else in his place.
Fourth: My wish is that Mueller is close to completing his investigation. And that he will ignore any concerns about indicting a sitting president. And that all of Mueller’s indictments for every crime uncovered against Trump, his family, his advisers, and all the complicit Republicans will be released at the same time, along with all of Schneiderman’s state charges. And to top it off, the full Stormy Daniels story and all pictures, texts, videos, etc. All of this, at the same time, on the same day - soon. I want to see Trump embarrassed, humiliated, denounced, and driven out of the presidency and out of our lives, and I want to see a lot of his Republican enablers and apologists dragged along.
“After 14 months, and in spite of being forced to recuse himself, Devin Nunes’ dogged and diligent efforts to undermine and deceive the Democrats on the committee and the American people have culminated in the House investigation reaching the conclusion he promised me he could deliver: full exoneration. Devin’s hard work in this effort is matched only by the determined focus of Sarah Huckabee Sanders to find new and different ways to tell a story straight out of the alternative universe in which this administration operates. It is, therefore, my extreme pleasure to announce that I have commissioned two large balloons in Devin’s and Sarah’s likenesses, which will be featured in my parade later this year, and Devin and Sarah will be honored guests on the reviewing stand (but if Vlad RSVP’s that he’s attending, I might have to bump them - sorry, guys - I know you understand!).”
Musings from the circus taking place in the ninth circle of hell that our government has devolved to.
Devin Nunes and his minion could have wrote their 1 page statement a year ago and saved the American taxpayers millions of dollars. Those who didn’t see this from Day 1 stand on your head.
It doesn’t matter what Nunes and his minions post, after the last thing they put out to the public, their creditability is for shite. It doesn’t affect what Mueller is doing. Adam Schiff stated his committee-the real Americas, will continue their investigation and than issue a report. Mueller & company will continue their investigation.
Don’t forget to vote in November and remember:
D is for Democratic
R is for Russia
You’ll enjoy prison, Donnie. Everyone there is innocent.
I think it’s going to be a bad day for IQ45. He goes to San Diego today to look at wall samples, doubt he’ll get a good reception there, a special election in PA and whatever the surprise of the day is.
My advice to him would be to get used to that. But honestly I’m struck at how little news this has made, and that news utterly cynical about the outcome of a Congressional investigation. Here’s CNN: From the GOP with love – Trump gets gift from Russia panel. I didn’t read the piece but that’s clear enough. It’s sad, that we understand a grave matter of national security is decided on the rawest partisan terms and sharply against the interests of the nation these traitors claim to serve. It’s sad and disgraceful and we all saw it coming. SMH.