Discussion: Trump Requests Audio, Video Evidence Of Journalist's Death 'If It Exists'

A lawyer might suggest you should never ask a question to which you do not know the answer. But Donald Trump is a very stable genius who has good instincts for this sort of thing, unlike those stodgy (or boring!) legal types. I’m sure there’s no way such a request could blow up in his face. Gory photos plastered over a Turkish newspaper’s front page, or something.

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While you’re at it Mr. President, ask the Saudis where this guy is? We have tape of him entering their embassy and no corresponding tape of him coming out. His fiancée, an American citizen, waited for eleven hours for him to reappear, and nothing. Seems like a reasonable question. Get back to us when you have an answer.

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This nonsense only makes him look worse and has absolutely no upside. All he has to say is that they’re still investigating and deciding the best avenue to take. That’s what any smart president would do whether or not they were stalling.

But Trump’s the dumbest man alive because he honestly believes his obvious flim-flammy lies actually work and refuses to stop telling them. If he did nothing but practice putting in the Oval Office and never tweeted, he’d be ten points higher in the polls right now and in far less trouble.

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He already ‘askedthatquestion’.

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Or just parrot Paul Ryan word for word! “We’re concerned”, “These reports are troubling”, “I hope that isn’t the case”, all those other mealy-mouthed bullshit half-criticisms. You have a whole party who specializes in this, Donald, in no small part thanks to you. But no, you’ve gotta put the little mushroom on the table for no reason other than your own brilliance and dare the other guy to swing a hammer.

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He exited through a rogue back door.

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Don’t worry, he can suss out a fake recording. Look how he knew the p-grabbing tape was bogus.

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Trick offer. It actually costs you an arm and a leg…and another arm and a leg…and…

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Great, the president is into snuff videos now.

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Trump says something live and recorded.
He then denies he said whatever.
Why waste our time and just say whatever facts you have are fake facts?

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Probably starring in one too. Just ask Vlad:

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Trump: “I’m sorry sir, but I’m a Trump and we Swedes always fly 1st class.”

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These recordings were done in the same production studio that created the moon landing tapes.

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OJ will expose the fake footage and find the real killers.

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I thought you knew-

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Always has been. Same with his supporters and enablers.

Torture porn gets them off too. Remember how they loved Abu Ghraib?

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