“Harvey. Sounds like such an innocent name,” Trump said at a briefing in Austin, Texas. “It’s not. It’s not innocent.”
What an idiot.
“Probably there’s never been anything so expensive in our country’s history.”
Well, other than the American Revolution, the Civil War, either World War, or the Cold War.
Oh, and Trump’s security detail for the past six months.
Did I mention my liquor bill since November?
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Plus two observations about that photo:
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The faux look of seriousness on Abbott’s face, as he tries not to laugh.
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The HUGE, MANLY, OVERCOMPENSATING FONT on Trump’s name card, next to Abbott’s dinky one.
In fairness, he did promise everything under him would be YUUGGEE!!!
This is what happens when you just pull stuff out of your ass instead of briefing with experts in your administration. Or you don’t bother to get any experts in your administration.
“Harvey is an innocent name! Sheriff Joe is an innocent name.
Now your Manuel, or your Muhammad, or Pocohantas–them’s your guilty names!!!
And Hillary!!!
Did you know Hillary is a crooked name?”
“Harvey. Sounds like such an innocent name,” Trump said at a briefing in Austin, Texas. “It’s not. It’s not innocent.”
MOM.
PUT.
GRANDPA.
IN A HOME.
Harvey: ‘Probably There’s Never Been’ A US Disaster As Expensive As Trump
Oh, but there is a far more expensive and far more destructive US disaster than Hurricane Harvey, Donald - and it’s called YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
BTW, I noticed they had to put a cardboard name plate in front of Trump that says “THE PRESIDENT”. That’s because people keep mistaking Donald for the crazy guy who walks around the local Walmart parking lot with a sandwich board over his body that says, “The End Is Nigh!”.
Everything that’s important to him is dollars and property - never people, lives, families. He is a sad and sorry excuse for a human being, let alone a so-called president or leader of any kind.
““It’s not. It’s not innocent.”
Neither are you, tRump.
Looks like a urine sample jar in front of Trump too.
Gift from the Austin Association of Russian Piss Hookers
“There hasn’t been anything this expensive in America since that plastic surgery bill I got for Ivanka’s fake bodacious ta-tas.”
Wait until the Whore of Babble On gets her lawyer bill for the frivolous suit against the Times.
Mr. President, why do you think God is punishing Texas this way?
“Come for da rubber sheets! Stay for da ileostomies, dahlinks!”
That’s going to cut into her meth and Champale budget!
Trump ‘we can’t afford helping Texas and building the wall - so keep swimming suckers!’