Discussion: Trump: 'Probably There's Never Been' A US Disaster As Expensive As Harvey

Jose, Miguel, Obama etc…

“Don’t even get started on names like Mueller, Rosenstein”

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God just never forgave them for “Walker: Texas Ranger”.

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New line of souvenirs at tRump tOwer gift shop:

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Somebody said yesterday, it’s the Vapid Response team.
Melania has the language problem, so you can’t tell.
But El Bufon is the perfect companion for every literary ditzy model, for example “Monkey” in Portnoy’s Complaint

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Asked for a comment, Harvey released the following statement:

No disaster! No disaster! You’re the disaster!!

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And I bet the people who would shop in that store weren’t even shocked by it. They probably wondered if it was also available online.

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And he is bragging about It! Think of the political opportunities! What about the crowd size. Oh the glory!

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She can mix up a Pitcher of “Fred Sanfords” - Ginger ale and Ripple. Fred called it Champipple

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“Hold on, sach! I’m comin’ to join ya, honey!”

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"I got my responses crossed above, sorry. Not just Mueller, Rosenstein,

Trump:
" but there’s that other bald guy and I’m not allowed to talk about him any more because Blankfein said…".(Bursts out in tears)

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We’ll grab our resident troll, push his face into some dough and make gorilla cookies.



9:56 AM - 29 Aug 2017 from San Francisco, CA
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They call her Flipper, Flipper
Faster than lightning…

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Clearly the folks down in Houston had no idea how bad it was until Trump came to let them in the secret

I don’t hear one word about the suffering of the displaced, the loss of life, the disruption to thousands of lives, with no end in sight.

He can’t even come up with decent platitudes…

what a useless human

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They call her Stripper, Stripper

FIFY

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I was in Minsk some years ago and watched a dubbed version on TV of ‘Walker: Texas Ranger’. They had one male translator doing all the voices in Russian - even the women. Of course they all sounded like pipe fitters at the Belarus Tractor Factory #5.
Must see TV at its best!

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He’s human?

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Blowfish.

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“You know the sad thing about it? It’s long-term. That’s the sad thing.”

“Other than that, it’s pretty neat!”

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Sounds like something just MADE for Mystery Science Theater 3000!

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