Discussion: Trump Pledges Texas Will Get Recovery Funding Despite His Shutdown Threat

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Please, someone, produce a CGI movie showing a beautiful wall being built.

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“Teas will be the very best Texas ever. So amazing. So beautiful. So many fine people, we are making sure of that.” Does this dumb fuck even know more than 4 adjectives?

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What Trump meant to say: “I’m rich. I pledge right now to donate my salary to the cleanup.”

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I can’t decide whether your plan’s political imbecility amounting to validation of the equivalency of the parties is worse than its moral bankruptcy. What’s your take on that?

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Hey, I have a good idea: Just fund the things YOU want and don’t fund the things you DON’T want. You’re president which means you have absolute power over everything.

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Put permanent removal of the debt limit in the bill.

Dare Repuboicans to vote against it.

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Um … No

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“Rapid action” from the “President”? I eagerly await more “tweets.”

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Meanwhile as Trump does what Trump does

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He’s gonna donate his whole monthly salary and everything! It’s gonna be fabulous, you’ll see!

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Blue states… be warned… make sure that your natural disaster emergency plans are updated and ready to go at a moment’s notice. Trump will not help you at all. In fact, this psycho just might keep help from coming your way.

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Welfare works.

Therefore welfare for all works.

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This kinda sounds a lot like, “I dare youse ta step over THIS line!”

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I’ll give all the money in my pockets to the DNC if one worker shaking Whiny’s hand tells him to pick up a shovel.

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You take a crap on a golden toilet, and I haven’t had a shower in four days. Thanks for nothing!

You, Donald Trump, are no better than I, certainly not “worth” 2500 times my salary. You steal, Donald Trump. You’re a lying thief, looking for an angle to make some bucks off Houston.

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Wouldn’t it be something, if Sen. McCain were to submit such an amendment?
Wish I was a little bird to whisper such into his ear. (A pony would be cool, too.)

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Yep…those very same GOPpers that voted against Sandy funding as ‘too massive’ too ‘overblown’ will be dancing on the tip of their…whatevers…to give Texas taxpayer money…and lots of it. It’s ‘funny’ how the debt doesn’t matter when a Republican is in charge and it’s only the Dems that are ‘stealing’…

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Well, hang on a second.

My funding? You’re giving them my funding because you’re the only genius on earth bright enough to know how “best” to give away my money?

Are conservatives going to institute a spending cap to prevent this from becoming a wasteful government porkfest, or are we talking welfare, Republicans?

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And off he goes to the magic money tree! He literally doesn’t get that taxes pay for shit.