Probably he calls her “Nasty”, but he either chickened out or got consufed when he tried to inslut her.
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Great Blotch is a small fishing village in Britain, just up the road from Little Blotch. T.S. Elliot wrote a poem about it, and then his publisher convinced him to shorten the “Five Quintets” to the “Four Quartets.”
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I hope you included a spoiler alert for people who hadn’t read the book yet. 
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Does co-equal mean anything to you, Donald?
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He does not have to give the speech. All he needs to do is send it over in written form and he has fulfilled the constitutional obligation. Not that he gives a Rat’s A$$ about the Constitution.
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Referred to as a “flotch” in more refined circles.
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This is what happens when someone rises to his level of incompetence or in the case of the Donald surpasses it.
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Oooh, I dunno.
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Isn’t she still in FL? Isn’t that a hop, skip, and jump to another state of mind?
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The coordinates place it between Gluteus A and Gluteus B.
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Trump is such a DRAMA QUEEN!
Open the dang government and let the Congress legislate a solution!
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The Great Blotch is the name of the burnt-out ruins left after Frederick Douglass led the Bowling Green Massacre.
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“Nancy Pelosi, or Nancy, as I call her…” That’s Speaker Pelosi to you, mister.
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Look you disgusting orange blotch on humanity - she did not cancel anything.
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Thank you. Finally, an historical reference. I didn’t know the president was a history buff. I’m impressed.
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En route to a friend’s recently purchased house that lacked air conditioning we stopped to buy the kids an ice cream and 4 Thai Teas to bring with us to share. My lovely wife, adverse to touching all cold things even in the middle of a SoCal heat wave, attempted to balance the drink tray upon her lap set atop her car cardigan for enhanced cold protection. I pulled out onto the busy street and gave it the beans. The throttle response plus resulting 450ftlbs of torque over powered the four Thai teas precariously balanced on my lovely wife’s lap. The color of Thai tea is Donald’s tonal shade liquified directly after a spray tan. The four 22oz beverages launched themselves into the air before gravity slammed them all over the light grey leather dash, center console and perforated leather seats, creating The Great Blotch.
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Ineffably, or Uneffably?
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“I call her Nancy . . . um, er, because . . . um, because . . . that’s her name . . .”
Nice one, Jackass!
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Well, exactly, but Pelosi couldn’t cancel the speech even if she wanted to. Trump can still give his speech, just not on the floor of the House of Representatives with his Cabinet and the Senate and his invited guests to cheer him on and with the TV cameras rolling.
And Donald Trump (or The Idiot, as I call him) – no, the SOTU is NOT in the Constitution. The only thing the Constitution says is that the president is to report to Congress on the state of the union “from time to time.” “Time to time” could be any time. It doesn’t have to be annually, and it doesn’t even have to be a speech. It could even be a Tweet. I think The Idiot should be able to handle that.
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Somebody ought to tell the President and the press that his job is to keep the government working, not to hold it hostage.
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