Gosh. I thought he was able to move on women like a bitch. Maybe he should take her furniture shopping?
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It’s a deep-space object that sprays its stupid bloated face orange in the laughable belief that makes it look less horrible. I think, need to check my notes.
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Trump really blew his shade on Pelosi. He should have lower-cased the whole ‘nancy’, ooooomph.
Speaker got game!
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He continued: “We just found out that she’s cancelled it.
Everyone and their dog has known about Madame Speaker’s postponement of this event. He JUST REALIZED that she isn’t budging on it.
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And 230 of those are various grunts…
Of course, Mike Judge’s prophecy was only off by 489 years.
But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts.
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Here I thought Donny LOVED hardball.
Swing and a miss!!!
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Interesting. I have to confess that I got this one wrong. Assuming that he continues as he has just announced, he pretty clearly backed down. I don’t think his supporters are going to like this.
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"I don’t believe it’s ever happened before and it’s always good to be part of history but this is a very negative part of history.”
He’s right you know, the government has NEVER been shut down by repubes for this long before, he’s breaking the record by the second
as for great blotches, what’s the over-under on his combover hiding a great blotch?
edit:
- What is the turd going to report in the state of the union - that it so fundamentally flawed at the moment that it’s not even functioning?
- that the executive branch is so compromised by russians that multiple members of the branch are under investigation?
- that the nation’s small farmers have been so screwed by tRUmp’s tariff war with China that taxpayers are forced to bail them out?
the asshole should just post the bullet points on twitter
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I believe Dr. Nichols nails it:
@RadioFreeTom
The right way to do that slam is to say: “Speaker Pelosi, or as I call her, Nancy.” It would be stupid and petty, but make more sense. He said: “Nancy Pelosi, or as I call her, Nancy.”
He choked at the last minute on thinking up a nickname.
Trump was going to give Pelosi an actual snarky grade-school put-down, but either he forgot to come up with one or he chickened out at the last minute. Afraid of the girl, probably. Meek. Either way, like a dog!
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I told everyone this morning that the next few days would be replete with the ineffably stupid.
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It’s better than a mediocre blotch? Or a lousy blotch?
Good news is the president* looks even more awful than usual - he is very, very scared now and has no one around him who isn’t as stupid and scared as he is. We are all watching a train wreck and it is not much fun, despite how good it feels to see these motherfuckers suffer. The damage is tremendous already and there will be more.
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GRRRRREAT!
WARNING: Spew Alert
Blotch: Urban Dictionary – Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one’s underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas.
Trump’s Blotch:
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It’s what you get on your shirt after eating greasy hamberders.
That’s good. The presidential shirt that’s way too tight, middle button undone, little bit of white belly showing with the Great Blotch (GR) going down the slopes. To be scooped up ever so carefully and put in mouth.
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Many people are saying the Great Blotch is a storm on Uranus.
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The Orange Skidmark said, “The State of the Union speech has been cancelled by Nancy Pelosi…", so Matt’s just being accurate.
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Quite so. Truth in our Government, at least in the White House went out the window on January 20, 2017.
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No doubt, he’ll give some rambling, incoherent dumpster fire of a speech on network television with the proud boys of Covington Catholic by his side.
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And it’s a peculiar shade of orange.
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how is something great great and horrible?. this little boy never learned his grammar among other things.
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