Discussion: Trump Jokes About His Hair At CPAC: ‘I Try Like Hell To Hide That Bald Spot’

In this … thing:

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You were as good at convincing people that you have a full head of hair as you are at being a president.

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His audience participation riff about halfway through–“Hey which would you rather have that giant tax cut or the 2nd amendment? It’s the 2nd amendment am I right?” Big grin, thumbs up–pure Catskills gold.

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Doesn’t look sturdy enough to withstand an asteroid of any real size.

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Cheeto Donnie should try as hard to hide the bald spot in whatever is left of his soul💀

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Promises, promises.

He’s come along way from the start.
Simpler solution, black plastic bag.

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"Hey, we’re hanging in. We’re hanging in. We’re hanging in there, right? Together we’re hanging in.”

Just keep hanging in until Mueller Time.

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Never seen a performance like this in my life. Scary as hell. Don’t miss him reading “The Snake”. Unbelievable.

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“He became President of the United States in that moment, period.”

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Florida shooting survivor: We should call AR-15s ‘Marco Rubio’ because they’re both easy to buy
Brandon Carter-

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Sad that he doesn’t have anything by which to hide the ’ other ’ shit he is bereft of …

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These kids - we weep for them and their community in the wake of the atrocity - and they - in one week have raised their collective voices are reaching enough others to make recalcitrant politicians have to shift.

This is from last year’s headliner speaker at a major NRA event/convention:

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And prez Full Diaper tries like hell to hide that huge, gaping empty spot where a conscience is supposed to be.
(Barf…)

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Has this “you better vote” threat told Dems what he fears?
Have these young voices told the Dems what their “message” needs to be in 2018?

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That’s not a bald “spot” buster, it’s your whole haid.

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I guess this is a case of “let’s talk about the obvious deficiency (hoping they will forget about all the others)”-defence

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Trump Jokes About His Hair At CPAC: ‘I Try Like Hell To Hide That Bald Spot’

One of many things you’re not good at.

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As if the chronic repetition were not bad enough, it’s repetition of stuff that doesn’t mean anything.

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He’s a bald face liar.

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