I just want to say that I think fat jokes are generally inappropriate, as there exist a multitude of possible health factors that can contribute to a person’s obesity, not to mention the overly cozy relationship between the food, restaurant, and beverage industries that prioritize profits over public health in the United States, making unhealthy choices easy and inexpensive. Obesity is near crisis levels, and it’s something that we all have to pay for eventually. Hospitals aren’t exactly raking in cash by performing regular diabetes-related amputations on the economically disadvantaged. Let’s not ignore the issue by blaming the victim.
That being said, Chris Christie is a fat fuck, and Trump isn’t exactly of sound body either. Fuck those fatties.
that should make for more fun dinner conversations with Donnie’s son-in-law and campaign chief Ivanka’s husband Jared. You know Jared, whose father Charles, went to Jail for tax evasion - put in the slammer by none other than the Jersey Hindenburg himself - Christie
Proceed gentlemen, proceed. With all undue haste and malice aforethought, please rush headlong into the abyss and take the rest of your damn party along for the ride,
When you reach the bottom, please pull shut the trapdoor you so skilfully made behind you and also make sure that all bridges were burned accordingly.
We hope you spend the rest of eternity there, and humanity thanks you for your prolonged absence from the rest of us.
Christie has rapidly ascended the internal ranks of the Trump campaign. A remarkable feat considering the rabidly fierce competition to be Trump’s Veep.
