Discussion: Trump Is Reportedly Vetting Chris Christie As Possible Running Mate

Makes sense, in a Trumpian world, eh what?

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I canā€™t imagine Chris Christie has something to hideā€¦

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Because Trump needs to shore up the racist, vile, aggressive, misogynistic, misinformed, angry, violent, and stupid vote. And double-down on bully to boot. This will surely push him over the magic 40% line!

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Two fat bullies. How can they lose?

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Why not. I supposed if your inclined to eat road kill a turd on the top would be OK.

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Two small minded, corrupt losersā€¦perfect for each other.

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How can they lose? Getting stuck on the GW Bridge?

P.S. Of course not. Would use the Trump helicopter to fly over all the losers down below.

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Well, why not? Heā€™s already passed the test as an errand-running mate.

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Letā€™s save political pundits some future work. They just need to file this away ā€“
From the History Channelā€™s This Day in History: October 10, 1973: ā€œLess than a year before Richard M. Nixonā€™s resignation as president of the United States, Spiro Agnew becomes the first U.S. vice president to resign in disgrace.ā€

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First President/VP nominees to lose both their home states in history?

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Trump is weighing his options but thinks that a Trump-Christie ticket will carry a lot of weight with voters.

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Oh wow. Its a Fat Fuck ticket.

The only problem is figuring out who is ā€˜fatā€™ and who is ā€˜fuckā€™.

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Donā€™t expect a quick resolution. It takes a while to vet that square yardage.

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Greatā€¦letā€™ s have E Warren kick C.Christieā€™s pinguid buttā€¦

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And if you believe that, Iā€™ve got a bridge in Fort Lee, NJ Iā€™d like to sell you.

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Man the lifeboats!!!
Ohā€¦waitā€¦I thought the headline said ā€˜sweatingā€™ā€¦nevermind.

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The 'Unambiguously Grotesque Duo". Nate Silver says

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Donā€™t turn your back on him when buses are around, Lebowski!

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I hope someone runs a political cartoon depicting Christie as Hodor, holding the door against the marauding GOP rank&file after Trump loses by an historically large marginā€¦

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