Trump: I never knew how hard it would be to figure out who to blame for my epic failures. I tried blaming the Dems, but it just didn’t stick. I’d tried blaming China, but they made me an offer Ivanka and I couldn’t refuse. I tried blaming North Korea, but South Korea got mad. I tried blaming NAFTA but I forgot I’m a globalist. I tried blaming Flynn, but I already fired him. I tried blaming Hillary but I already beat her. I tried blaming Syria, but that only worked for a week. I tried blaming the 9th Circuit Court, but they weren’t the ones who ruled against me. It’s so confusing. Roger A? Bill O? Rupert? Sean H? Alex J? Jared? Isn’t someone going to tell me who to blame next? Where’s my chocolate cake?
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Unbalanced … I would say …
Is putting it far too mildly –
Just a subtle reminder that if Donald J Trump can become POTUS, it could be a bunny next.
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Trump: I take credit for anything that goes well, I blame others for anything that does not.
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But if any of them are saying it, certainly none of them mean it. 
Um, Teresa May, not Merkel. Markell was the one he wouldn’t shake hands wth…l
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Could someone please explain the photo for this article?
Where’d he put that wallet?
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There is a perfectly functional jet pack that was developed some years ago. It runs on hydrogen peroxide and will allow a (normal weight) person to fly surprisingly well. Please don’t tell Bozo the fuel only lasts thirty seconds. 
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Them. Funny.
The ultra-nationalist with no loyalty to party or country.
I’m so disappointed in Trump for not giving us his promises on health care. Price isn’t any better. Neither ones have any integrity.
“No can touch, Ivank-------I mean Melania!”
My exact instant response was “what the cornbread hell is going on in that picture?”
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OT but along those lines, I read last night that Marine LePen has been hit with more accusations of Holocaust Denial.
The second round of that election is May 7. Bad news for Marine is good news for the world so I hope it amounts to something.
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UNACCOUNTABLE TRUMP…pass the buck…OR spend the BUCK, he good at both.
Trumpty is a Republican right.
Guess he forgot, he is the leader and man in charge of his Party.
Melania looks amused.
Disappointing Trump seems to be no problem at all for Republican Congressmen. They only answer to their own constituency, gerrymandered to support their agenda, i.e., small government. If they were at all worried about Trump’s influence, they’d vote for his success. They don’t.
Actually, they can’t. Most of the gerrymandered GOP reps represent the most Fed-dependent counties in the country. As much as they’d love to believe they’re contradictory cowboys, in reality they’re sucking billions from Federal aid.
Hey, you cowboys, ya wanna pretend you’re NOT dependent on Federal aid, you’re just fine without it, then step up.
Or shut up.