To which Senator Warren replied, “I’ll spit wherever you want me to spit, Mr. President.”
This is the most unsurprising thing I have read all day. We already knew that Dottard Don was a stingy, welching piece of shit.
100 percent cowardly
He wouldn’t believe the results anyway.
Trump can ask the FBI to test Warren’s DNA- using his rules. That’ll work.
It’s not clear what exactly Trump meant when he said he wanted to test Warren himself.
It means he’s such a disgusting person that I really don’t want to use the only words I know that could begin to do his disgusting nature justice. All I know is Warren is a popular figure and making a pig of himself this way isn’t going to do him much good at the polls. But you do you, Donald.
Trump, you’re functionally illiterate. You’re lucky to be able to read a traffic sign let alone deal with the complexities of DNA testing.
Somebody needs to test his DNA and see if he’s really human. I have my doubts.
Donald would have laundered other people’s money through his foundation to pay Senator Warren, but…gee…that’s not possible anymore.
Not sure any lab coat will fit him.
Someone told the apes they have 98% of their DNA in common with Trump, and boy, were they ever upset.
They refuse to believe it. Their Creator would never do them like that.
It’ll turn out he has a bit of sub-Saharan African in him and he’ll be driven to suicide, unable to take the shame
Someone needs to inform this stable genius that the thing he did with Stormy Daniels is not called “DNA testing”.
So here we are in trumpski’s executive time laboratory where he has a slightly used bone saw, a money laundry, his TIVO set to replay his teevee performances, The Most Holy Remote that mere mortals dare not touch, porn tapes, and an unsecured twitter phone. His lab assistants tell him H-bomb fallout won’t hurt anybody, mercury is actually very healthy, and the end of the world is right around the corner so science doesn’t matter anyway.
I don’t know why he’s being such a cheapskate. It’s not like he would need to donate with his own money. It would be his father’s money, right?
You tell them, Donald! MAGA! Donald! Donald!
If you want to try to empathize with Trump supporters, try method acting the role of a complete fucking idiot-asshole. That is how you become bipartisan. Bipartisanship if a good thing, right? Bipartisanship in an age of fascism is for useful idiots who will help destroy democracy. We are in an age of fascism.
His most recent ploy was using money donated to his campaign.
Once again everybody - our fcking President is a fcking toddler… 