Discussion: Trump: I'll Only Donate To Charity If I 'Personally' Test Warren's DNA

Lifetime habit. (As of course you know, everyone does.) One of the big reasons he was never accepted in Manhattan was because he was so goddamn cheap. If you’ve got money and you don’t contribute to other rich folks’ causes, they resent it. There’s also his personality but the cheap didn’t help. This isn’t even cheapness, though; it’s not paying a debt. Which is another reason people in NYC wouldn’t give him the time of day. Fucking pig. Ever been cheated in business yourself? It’s hotly resented and never forgotten. Bad reputation to have.

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I think in his actual words when he made the challenge, he invited her to go to any laboratory and get the test done. I could be wrong about this, but perhaps the TPM reporter could check it out.

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Don’t go to the Dark Side, Matt. At least we will have the first Democratic House Rep in Chester County since 2003, thanks to the un-gerrymander by the PA Supremes. There is hope.

As they say, “elect a clown, get a circus”.

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“She owes the country an apology. What’s her percentage, 1/1000th?”

Interesting argument. Trump and his ideological brethren have long subscribed to the rule that any person with even one drop of black blood is considered black. For the sake of consistency in his racism and bigotry he should apply the same exacting standard to all people of non-Aryan descent and pay up. Sen. Warren has said she is considering running against Trump in 2020 so he can follow his basic principle of using other people’s money and pay the wager from his reelection campaign fund.

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I’ll tell ya what. He doesn’t pay this and it’ll be all around town that he welched. He won’t be able to get a game of jacks.

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Dotard J tRUmp’s DNA results came back, unsurprisingly the results indicate 100% douchebag heritage

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What, is he gonna grab her by the DNA?

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Fascinating to see him caught so tight in something of his own making that he can’t find a way to weasel out gracefully.

But, someone might suggest to Warren to agree…

If she can do spot check breathalyzer tests on Kavanaugh. Frequency and time of her choosing.

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What? You mean they don’t come in tent size?

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I could deal with that.

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I understand that Trump shares a minor amount of DNA with mushrooms.

It’s small, but not freakishly small.

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Stiff upper lip and all that amiright?

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Ever see the beginning of “The Wire,” where Snot Boogie gets killed because he keeps stealing the craps money? And the detective asks why they let him play if he always did that? “Got to let him play. This is America.”

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Yep. URright.

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Here are the actual words of Trump’s challenge–

"I will give you a million dollars to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you’re an Indian.”

He never says anything about administering the test himself or the Nazi requirements for determining “blood line”. I haven’t been a big fan of Elizabeth Warren, but if she can draw Trump into an argument on this, more power to her. Maybe Trump doesn’t actually have a million dollars available to pay off on his debt. :grinning: Maybe Warren is the right peron to ask him the question.

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Far worse than that:

“I’ll only do it if I can test her personally. Okay? That will not be something I enjoy doing either.”

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Enoki mushroom?

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Well, people and fungi are both eukaryotes. That’s why to this day your fungal infections are usually more difficult to treat than your bacterial or viral ones.

Plus, unlike Trump, roasted portobellos are appetizing.

So there’s that.

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Still more than the McCarthy of the million dollar contracts.

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Trump: I’ll Only Donate To Charity If I ‘Personally’ Test Warren’s DNA

Phuck-Off! you raw-dogging bastard…

You are filthy enough to infest a non viral amoeba - just leave the decent, well educated senator from Massachusetts alone.

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