Discussion: Trump: 'If I Were There' I Would've Shot The Paris Attackers And They'd Be Gone

system1 · December 15, 2015, 3:56pm

Discussion for article #243785

johnscotus · December 15, 2015, 4:16pm

“More than 100 people were killed and more than 350 injured in coordinated terror attacks across Paris at the end of November…”

These things happen.

austin_dave · December 15, 2015, 4:17pm

If Trump were piloting a jet in NYC airspace on 9/11, he would have slammed his jet into the jet of the terrorists and saved all the people in Tower 1.

sjk · December 15, 2015, 4:20pm

Yeah, I am a CQB expert! The best! I was in military school, too!

oistein · December 15, 2015, 4:21pm

Retard.

fargo116 · December 15, 2015, 4:21pm

Damn these draft dodgers are brave! America has the bravest draft dodgers in the world! They’re YUUUUUGE!

estamm · December 15, 2015, 4:22pm

This from a guy who is afraid of eagles.

clauscph · December 15, 2015, 4:22pm

that is not what the POTUS do, Donny ! She will have people for that kind of stuff…

humpback · December 15, 2015, 4:22pm

Of course you would have, Donald, dear. Everyone knows you can shoot bullets five miles around corners with perfect accuracy.

jcblues · December 15, 2015, 4:24pm

are you holding your gun while you comb out your bouffant and have this fantasy?

“this is my pistol… this is my gun… one is for shooting… the other’s for fun”

fargo116 · December 15, 2015, 4:24pm

Either that or he would have pulled a McCain

oistein · December 15, 2015, 4:25pm

Also in other news: Donald Trump can divide by zero

crackerjack · December 15, 2015, 4:26pm

Great! Then being a good conservative, you can get rid of your Secret Service detail and save the taxpayers some money. Take care of it all yourself.

chicago11 · December 15, 2015, 4:29pm

Just Wow! Such bravado and testosterone-fueled confidence. We can cut the military and intelligence budgets with the Big T in charge!

s_man_48 · December 15, 2015, 4:33pm

Trump: ‘If I Were There’ I Would’ve Taken Out The Paris Attackers.

Reality: He would have shit his pants.

mattinpa · December 15, 2015, 4:34pm

Jesus Christ almighty, enough already—this is like a terrible date that’s lasted six months.

mcbain · December 15, 2015, 4:35pm

Everybody who watches TV and movies knows that 10 guys with machine guns are terrible shots and never hit the good guy. The good guy then takes them all out with 10 shots. Since it happens all the time on screen, how hard can it be in real life?

anniew · December 15, 2015, 4:35pm

Huh, the armed, highly trained men and women that were there did take out a majority of the attackers, and it wasn’t “easy”. A yahoo like Trump standing around shooting would not have made their job easier.

brooklynmichael · December 15, 2015, 4:35pm

Uh-huh. Sure you would have, tough guy.

http://ecowatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/trump-eagle-03a.gif

alliebean · December 15, 2015, 4:36pm

By laying on the floor in the fetal position and crying. They would be stunned by my hair.