God damn! He is so full of shit. Just when you can’t believe he’ll say something dumber, he does, and his supporters swallow harder.
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Donald fights terrorists with beerhall proven Blovistat®.
The Donald has been said to be an effective terror preventive artifice that can be of significant value when used as directed in a conscientiously applied program of racism along with Obama’s ongoing plan.
(apologies to Crest toothpaste)
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That has become so politically incorrect but the only term apropos for that blot on western civilization
'Tard indeed
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We like our moon-faced loons brainless…
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I bet you didn’t know Idiocracy was a Documentary did you?
No he would not have. All we can go on is his past reactions to being confronted with gunfights and combat. Trump has 5 deferments from combat. When the time arose to actually take someone out and prove how tough he is, he ran and hid.
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Deranged Orange Maniac says what?
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no trump you would have been hiding behind your wife or daughter of some other poor sap till you thought you wouldn’t get harmed
The NYDN has Trump’s number:
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He would have shot that eagle too if he only had a gun at the time.
There’s no one that would’ve stopped him either I would guess except public opinion…and even then, he’d ignore it…
His spawn go hunting in Zimbabwe to hunt wild game on tightly controlled roped-in reservations, so any love for even non-human life hasn’t exactly been handed down from this asshole to any of his offspring either.
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I can hear him now yelin yippe yiiiii kiiiiyohhhhhhhhhh mother fucker
Trump was terrified when a Bald Eagle adjusted itself on its pedestal. The animal didn’t even make an aggressive movement and Trump reacted like a frightened little child.
The loudest bark usually does comes from the tiniest wimpiest dog.
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But, but, but…the doctor says he the most, bestest, healthiest candidate for President this country has ever seen in our history.
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Yep, 5 deferments from combat. He just loves to talk about how tough he is and what he would do if in a certain grave situation. When he had the perfect opportunity to fight for his country and prove just what he would do when faced with combat he ran and hid.
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This is good news. If Trump can take out terrorists all by himself, the taxpayer doesn’t have to provide secret service protection.
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Donald will personally carry you to the Gates of Valhalla!!!
Where my silver Krylon®???
And Trump in his prime coulda outboxed George Plimpton, beaten Jack Nicklaus at golf, taken out Idi Amin, and run Bobby Riggs off the court. 'cept he was busy making a fortune by fleecing gamblers. The man’s a legend of his own making.
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This would be a deadly commercial to run against him. Video of his boast at the campaign rally, followed by him cowering from the eagle. With the above quote the only VO: “Uh-huh. Sure you would have, tough guy.”
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So Trump would have been able to attack the terrorists at multiple locations without harming any bystanders.
A ten-year-old narcissistic bully’s fantasy.
What’s embarrassing is the number of people in this country who’ll want to believe him.
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