and allowing the GOP to check the boxes Female, Latina
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I must be missing something. Heās got very little ground game going on, right? And no particular strength in fundraising at this late date? And yet he antagonizes party leaders in these fits of pique whenever they fail to abase themselves sufficiently? And he still expects to win a national campaign? Beyond being morbidly fascinating, does he have anything going on as he heads into the general that could be considered an advantage?
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I have often wondered if this is one big performance piece.
Odds on that the big reveal at the GOP Convention is that Andy Kaufman is alive and will be his running mate.
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Wait until he has Christie block a bridge in the state capital.
Revenge Noo Joiysy style
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Iām thinking he might go with someone like Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina. Black, very conservative and pretty quiet over all.
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āUp next, VP candidate Zombie Kaufman performs his inimitable āMighty Mouseā routineā¦ā
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LOL. Thanks for that hearty laugh!
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Well, the ticket would have a zombie Andy Kaufman āMighty Mouseā and a hair-challenge, orange Mighty Mouth.
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Me too. I think he truly never reckoned with it all getting this far and now he canāt get the genie back into the bottle without losing face. If the #NeverTrumps had been stronger, I think he would have told everybody to stuff it at the convention. But now all those spineless GOPers like Lindsey Graham & Co are falling in line. So, thatās out and now he must be wondering, whereās the next logical place to end this farce?? Itās like a bad movie.
I really and truly, all snark aside, would not be at all surprised that he finds a way to get out of it before Election Day. And he will find a scapegoat and the GOP will all be losers.
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Canāt blame her too much for that run-in with the police. She was drunk.
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And thats another 10,000 Hispanics registering to voteā¦(preferably in Florida)
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Iām still holding out hope that Trumpāll pull his face off to reveal he is Andy Kaufman.
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Without the inheritance, heād be the ace salesman at a Buick dealership in Hoboken.
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Another woman smarter than the Donald? Oh well, I guess when you have the white nationalists on your side nothing else matters!
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On the used car lot.
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Trump reminds me of an entity who used to hang around TPM. He had several screen identities over time (he kept getting banned). The longest was āEGā. These days he shows up (rarely because the moderators are wise to him) in sleeper sock screen names, throws a turd and runs away. Whatās left is a stinking pile.
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This is why heās going to be a huge drag on the ticket and will almost certainly hand the Senate and a few governorships to Democrats. He will not allow GOPers to escape him. And he certainly wonāt put up with McConnellās plan to let Senate candidates in tight races run against him. Even if itās good for his presidential prospects, his fragile ego simply will not tolerate such blatant disrespect. So, Portman, Ayotte, Toomey, Kirk, Jolly, Burr, Johnson, etc. go ahead and hire a resume writing service. Youāre either going to run with Trump and lose, or youāre going to run against him and lose. Either way, this is opening salvo against those who think they can run from him.
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Oh whattaā scamp! The Donnyā does bring out the best in people, huh? You can just see it at his rallys and even at a book signing in the faces of his devotees:
"Oh! I just canāt believe Iām so close to Himā¦my Lord and Savior!"
"Oh God of Anger, Please Eat My Baby!"
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āāYou know, Iām really busy, and Iām the governor of New Mexico, and Iām really focused on whatās going on here in New Mexico,ā she said Mondayā
The CowardlyTrumpkin version of quitting politics just before a shitstorm: āI want to spend more time with my family.ā
Doncha just LUUUV the knots the GOP tied themselves in to avoid insulting more rational members of the GOP while keeping close the tea party base.
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Trump mucks up everything he touches, doesnāt he?