Discussion: Trump Evangelical Adviser: Unlike Illegal Immigrants, Jesus Didn't Break Laws!

“he would not have been our Messiah” if he’d broken the law.

She a victim of a forced lobotomy?

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You don’t fool me ! Trump doesn’t have an ‘evangelical adviser’ !

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Paula White - I can’t think of a better name for someone to head up Trump’s evangelical advisory WTF.

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“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.”

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She was willing - they told her it was cosmetic eye surgery.

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Can’t wait for the rapture, please Dog, please, please take them all home and hurry the fuck up!
Thanks-

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As a Christian People like Paula White are what give the rest of us a bad name. Just like Trump to choose an Evangelical advisor who studied the Bible bigly and got her knowing of Jesus without the interference of all that fancy book learning and studying.

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One wonders if she secured her theology degree off of the back of a matchbook cover by sending in her name, address, and two dollars and ninety eight cents…

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Her brand of Christianity is a cult. All they care about is money and power.

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Does anybody else feel like we are being punked? Do these guys sit in the WH and laugh as they make up stuff that they know if wrong and just love to see the reaction? Or were these idiots hiding in plain site and Trump’s emergence gave them the confidence to crawl out from under the hedges?

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Another Evangelical, plumbing the deplorable depths of depravity.

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Duh! she ignorantly just spews improvisational theological nonsense - sort of sounds like a ten year old babbling about the imagined comparative powers of Superman vs. Batman vs Ironman -

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“Where did she get her theological education? She didn’t. Her highest degree is a high school diploma.”

These undeducated “pastors” are a plague. Half are grifters, and the other half learned their “theology” from other uneducated “pastors” (half of whom are, you know, grifters).

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Rev. Barber 2020!

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This is beyond stupid.

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You forgot Wonder Woman.

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She is a human “jamming signal”
… giving a whole new meaning to the term “White Noise” !

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All these prosperity gospel people should pray fervently that Jesus doesn’t exist, because if he does and chooses to return one day, oh baby are they ever in trouble.

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Jesus: “But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew 19:14)

Republican Jesus: “Suffer little children.” (Morons 1:1)

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