Discussion: Trump: European Union Is A 'Foe' & My Dad Was Born In Germany (He Wasn't)

Miller FTW!

This is not “early onset” dementia. The guy is 72 years old.

But there IS something wrong inside his head.

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It would make his FATHER ineligible, but Trump was born here. Alas.

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Sure. And you can bet this will be a gigantic, effing step backward.

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You are assuming the republicans are rational and want whats good for the nation as opposed to :“what’s in it for me and mine”

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His mother was from Scotland

Scots wha hae with no one bled
Scots who by the russkies are led
Why’d yer mammy share Drumpf’s bed?
It’s simply too ghastly

Wha will be a traitor knave?
Wha can fill a cowards grave?
He Space Force alone can save,
Let him turn and flee.

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My dear fellow,no. I just feel with strong A+ answers on your cognitive test, you have as much a shot at high government office as the next man.

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…And when he died, all he left us was alone. :grinning:

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True.

But I could totally see a bloated lard ass as an anchor.

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I hear some people say he wasn’t, good people. I hear they’re saying that he was born in Moscow. I think this would explain all his cuddling up to Vlad, and why he keeps marrying Slavic wimmin, not real Murrikins. I think we should send a crack team of researchers to Russia to find his birth certificate. I’m sure if we offer enough money, we can get people to tell us what we want to hear, which is obviously the truth, or we wouldn’t want to hear it!

In the meantime, he obviously can’t continue to serve as President, not with this hanging over his head. I suggest we let him go back with Vlad, who can install him in a nice Dacha somewhere. He’ll love it…

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This time Sicily but Normandy and Mont. St. Michele several years ago. Maybe if more of our fellow countrymen had the opportunity to travel across the Atlantic they would be immune to the foolishness. Anyway I love seafood but this time it will be from the Med. not the Ocean. Peace!

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Well, maybe his father was born in Germany, maybe Trump knows a thing or two about his mother.

Thanks-I-Think.

But a gazillion points for puckishness. :joy:
(I feel like Gleason’s bull.)

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I was in Sicily in April for the 3d time. I really love Sicily.

The seafood is awesome.

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Not Barron. Damien. I don’t feel sorry for him at all.

Nobody asks to be born.

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For Christ’s sake, he’s 11. A child. Leave him the hell alone.

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What’s worse? He just lies about everything for sport, so he automatically lied about where his father was born. Or he’s so fucking gone to the neurosyphilis eating away at his mind that he really doesn’t know.

Interesting that the Finns are treating this as an “appeasement” rather than a meeting. Something is very wrong that the leaders can’t meet out in the open or at least with others in the room. “Here, Donald, I give you your tape back. Also thank you for helping destroy the Republicans. You have them jumping through hoop better than my United Russia.”

well, if his father was born in Germany, and i take trump at his word (i hear the snickers), then just who the fuck was his father? this needs looking into.

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