She’s wearing bulky clothes because underneath she’s wearing Kevlar, precisely in order to protect herself from psychos like YOU, dimwit.
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… to be fair, the one with Alzheimer’s had been living in his own fantasy world for some time prior… so I wouldn’t quite say he was “capable of the doing the job”…
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Isn’t that the dentist with whom Tina is so infatuated? I forgot his name. LOL. Bob’s Burgers – I love it. I especially love the two girls’ names: Tina and Louise. Was that in any way an homage to Tina Louise?
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I think @theghostofeustacetilley has gone rogue
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Another fine representative of the sprawling New Hampshire legislature, a living exhibit of the perils of too much representation.
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Dr. Tamburello may be angling for Everett Koop’s old gig, based on his twitter feed, or whatever you call it, on which he cites all the giants of modern thought - Bill Mitchell, Matt Drudge, Al Baldasaro. It’s pretty funny, bogus polls and everything.
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"Lies, and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Part (fill in the blank - updated daily)"
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This is laugh out loud funny
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a positive development for the Democratic nominee for President, a new poll released on Sunday reveals that likely voters find an unconscious Hillary Clinton “substantially more fit” to be President than a conscious Donald Trump.
In a hypothetical matchup between a Clinton who has been rendered completely unconscious and a fully sentient Trump, voters chose an inert Clinton over an ambulatory Trump by a margin of nine percentage points.
A spokesperson for the Clinton campaign hailed the findings. “We have every reason to believe that Hillary Clinton will be a fully conscious President,” the spokesperson said. “But even if she is not, she is still the far better choice.”
The same poll revealed that a broad majority of voters found an unconscious Donald Trump more fit to be President than a conscious one.
Finally, when asked about the Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson, a significant number of voters were undecided as to whether Johnson was conscious or unconscious.
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Obviously RIGGED!
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LOL!! (I was chewing my pasta as I started reading that … but I’m okay.) 
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Possibly the first and only time in history that Republicans give a damn about a woman’s health.
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Come on boys. You can do better than THAT.
Don’t you know that Hillary is actually a CYBORG FROM THE FUTURE sent back in time to DEFEAT DONALD TRUMP and thus, change the Future from the Dystopian, Nuclear-Holocost-Desert of 20 Years of Trump’s Rule to a benign, sane, green world where WW3 never happened?!?!?!
Get with the program boys.
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All of a sudden everybody and their Grand Ma is a medical doctor. What a steaming pile of horse shit!
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“Sounds reasonable. Andrea? Do a segment on it.” – MSNBC producer
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Ya know what, Daniel Tamburello, I like you…you’re not like the other people…here…in the trailer park…
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Well played.
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Daniel Tamburello went on to say, "Everyone and I mean EVERY DAMN ONE OF YOU are missing EVERYTHING! It’s the CHEMTRAILS and the THE MICROWAVES beamed from lizards HIDING in the EVERGLADES! I’ve seem them! They rip the shit out OF YOU if you don’t give them MARSHMALLOWS! SERIOUSLY! MARSHMALLOWS! Wake UP people! The lizards are HERE and the WANT your marshmallows and their is no god damn thing…
What? I’m not doing anything. Just type a letter to my grandmother. But I don’t want to go to the day room. Really, she…uh…is sick and… Yes, I took the blue pill and not the red one.
They’re heeeeerrre and they are TAKING OVER! WAKE UP!!!
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Many people say they are unaware of the secret Parkinson’s diagnostic tools and information at Daniel Tamburello’s disposal. To wit:
• Hillary Rodham may or may not have changed her name in an attempt to cover up her illness;
• Hillary Clinton née Rodham had a record of 56 wins, 5 losses, 37 knockouts;
• She spent 7 years dealing with Family Ties, which may have contributed or otherwise affected her condition. Additionally, she may or may not be suffering the effects of fourth-dimensional travel in three different eras;
• She was once referred to as one of the Golden Girls;
• Her #1 hit song “I Walk The Line” may or may not refer to her recognition of her condition; her #1 hit song “Shining Star” may or may not have signaled her acceptance of her condition;
• She once drank the Goldwater Kool-Aid®;
• Contra-indications include her showing no penchant for the assholery of people like Daniel Tamburello, George Wallace or the (Billy) Graham and (Jerry) Falwell families.
"Fuck contra-indications!" Tamburello “said.”
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