There is no need for Hillary to provide additional medical information as it seems like observers from the Trump camp are doing that for her. This is a new field of medicine known as Political Medical.
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I’m gonna get whiplash trying to keep up with the derp today
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And this guy is using his brain cavity to hide the contents of his colon.
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If she had Parkinson’s, she couldn’t and wouldn’t be running for president, you moron.
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When these people die,they are going to want mercy from normal folks.
They better hope that people have short term memories.
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Maybe Idiocracy 2. It really is f’n unbelievable.
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Ya know (smacking gum). My family moved to the Tropics when I was 7 and my Mom started wearing Mumus. All the time. She did get Parkinsons 50 years later. So maybe this guy is on to something. But I must add that the whole time she had Parkinsons, she was constantly more lucid than Trump himself, Trump’s callow young offspring, and most of Trump’s delusional surrogates.
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Just another Deplorable yakking crap. Why is nobody counting these comments from appointed & self-appointed Trump acolytes that prove Clinton’s Basket metaphor?
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The Drumpf Campaign has just hired its new medical truthiness director from the Hollywood Upstairs Medical School…
Hi, Everybody!
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I think that is a perfectly reasonable inference to make from his statement. And you know, Mexican women probably wear Mumus so maybe this guy has some heritage issues he has not been Extreme Vetted about.
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I have two possible explanations, that aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive.
First, he has attracted enough rabid howler monkeys to his campaign, that he knows they will howl about it for him (as witnessed in this piece).
Secondly, according to my “cycle theory” Trump should be done with his manic and depressive states of his cycle (or possibly just ending the depressive state) and is on the more or less “normal” Trump stage…where advisers have a better chance of telling him to stay away from twitter and keep his mouth shut and he will listen.
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I, for one, welcome our battery-pack-brained overlords.
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Either one is plausible, I just hope the RNC orders a truckload of Thorazine drips, there seems to be an urgent need.
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I’m going for a walk in the park. You’re all invited to join me virtually. It’s a nice park. Exercise and the outdoors stimulate positive thinking and boy am I in the mood for that.
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Have a nice virtual walk. Just beware of mumus. And republicans.
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Oh, come on, people – this is so offensive, especially to those of us who really are disabled or dealing with serious medical problems. I don’t know what else to say. Most of us will never be able to forgive you, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Junior and the other dude. Seriously, pull your father and his people back, please. Hate is a very strong emotion for a human to have – and your father is fomenting so much of it. Isn’t there anything in that Torah you worship, Ivanka, about how to treat those who are ill? And the Bible you others profess to follow? Seriously? My god, you people.
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Brain implants? What would Duane Barry say about that?
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FDR got elected 4 times while confined to a wheelchair. Now, I don’t think she has Parkinson’s. Or anything that cannot be fixed with some antibiotics and a day off. But we have had presidents with serious health issues in the past who where quite capable of doing the job. And one who had the beginnings of Alzheimer’s while in office.
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I’ll tell you like both my Mom and Dad told me–and an old boss of mine–I don’t forget these things and I really do know how to hold a grudge. By and large, I’m quite an easy going fella – but cross me at your own peril (my old boss told me that shortly before I left that particular position).
So, if I am still living with these asshats need mercy … I might whip it out and piss on them.
edited for grammar
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What I think Hilary needs to do here is simple. First, get some rest, follow the doctor’s orders, and get better. Then, come out looking Ab Fab with a really nice, very upbeat color suit on and give a press conference. Start with talking about her health and say something along the lines of,
“I think I’m like a lot of moms and grandmoms, and dads and grandpas too, who are so busy taking care of everyone else around them that you sometimes don’t always take the best care of yourself. With my family and staff, I’m always asking if they’ve gotten enough rest, did they take their vitamins, are you doing okay…Because I know how hard they are working and the kinds of long, grueling hours they’re putting in, I worry about them than I do myself. So, I keep going even when I’m exhausted. I keep fighting for them, for the millions of supporters and volunteers who are out there supporting me and working hard, I keep fighting for the American people. I’ve traveled X number of miles throughout this campaign, been to X number of cities and so I think i just got a little run down. But I’m back, and I’m feeling much better…”
An episode like this can be used to humanize her. It’s pretty typical for women especially to be so focused on taking care of the people around them that they neglect their own health, push on and ignore symptoms of an illness that wind up getting worse. What adult hasn’t ignored a cold or a bug only to wind up with a much worse illness than if they’ve treated their original symptoms? She’d be basically admitting she’s human and a loving boss who cares more about the people she works with than she does herself. That’s pretty solid ground to be on.
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