Sharks are reported to be gathering off-shore in anticipation of the bloodshed.
Yaaawwwn.
Notify me if Trump shoots Reince Priebus in the head, beats the corpse with a tire iron and afterwards claims that it was just sarcasm.
Meh. I’m sure we’ll get a quote about how “united” everyone is and that Trump really didn’t mean whatever he said today because Trump.
In the middle of the discussion, Trump looks out the window: “squirrel!!”
who’s bringing the nails and hammer?
Altar call for “come to Jesus.” Cheeto Jesus shows up.
Either that or he’s too much of a cowering mouse inside to sit in a meeting and be told his campaign’s in serious trouble and they’re about to cut him loose support-wise and leave him on his own.
The Ancien RĂ©gime sold the family plate to buy exactly four (!) Jeb delegates.
Not sure who they fear more at this point: Trumpspierre, or 10 million sans-culottes.
Either way, they mount the November 8 scaffold.
The GOP’s very own electoral Reign of Terror.
And there’s no escape.
One Republican operative who works with the campaign told Politico that the sit-down would be a “come-to-Jesus” moment for RNC officials who have been unable to keep their unwieldy candidate in line.
Jesus is gonna be mighty disappointed when he finds out that Trump ain’t coming.
Edit: I just re-read that sentence, and if it’s an accurate transcription of reality, the “come-to-Jesus” moment is for the RNC? The Trump campaign thinks that the RNC has to come around to them?
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“I’m the one raising that’s funding [sic], I’m the one that’s raising
the money and other people are getting to use the money that I raised,”
Trump said.
They should both just turn off the money spigot to the other, and see who suffers first. (Of course, after a few days, Trump will shout “Sarcasm” and reverse course.)
Trump: “Come to Jesus? No. The yardman at Mar A Lago comes to me!”
That’s not the Trump family. That’s the Romneys–dog on the roof, kid on the back deck, and a tiger in the tank.
The staffers will be put right, now to work on Trump himself, that’ll be a different problem.
Separated at birth?
Fear the woman holding the knitting needles
Yeah, I think Rancid Penis is the one getting taken to the woodshed here. I think Trump’s flunky is gonna beat him to death with his own tie and walk away laughing.
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Today will mark the day of transformation - a trip to the woodshed …
The RNC will lay down the law & order Trump to behave properly
Trump will wilt & show contrition, Trump will knuckle under and will mend his ways.
Trump will obey the instructions that he is being given and will dramatically alter the spirit and substance of his campaign.
Trump will meekly do as he is directed and will follow the instructions that will be given.
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There’s about three places in that sentence where it could be one way or the other. I’m pretty sure the RNC is delivering an ultimatum to the Trump people but between the craziness of the campaign and the ambiguity of the sentence, who knows?