âHey, whatâs so wrong about calling a spade âa spadeâ?â
Purdue tells Florida that the election is âcotton-pickingâ important and that people should support DeSantis (who doesnât want the populace to âmonkey it upâ by electing his opponent).
How white of him.
Alternate Headline: âDog Whistle Becomes Bull Horn!â
âAnd that is why this election is so cotton-pickinâ important to the state of Florida."
Q. Was that a racist dog whistle?
A. Donât you know the difference between an ultrasonic whistle and a 150 PSI train horn?
Heâs the Secretary of Agriculture, so naturally heâs just using 'cotton-picking" in the context of the cash cropâs importance to the State.
Shame on those uppity negroes for implying that the old white guy is a racist.
His only regret is that he couldnât be out on the campaign trail in his hood.
Why is the agriculture secretary on the campaign trail? I know he is the former governor of neighboring Georgia but this seems like Hatch act stuff.
âI hope you all donât mess it up.â
You guys are taking care of that just fine. You donât need any help.
In case it was unclear to anyone, the Republican Party doesnât give a damn about you and doesnât respect you if youâre black, brown, female, or are an immigrant from a brown country. If you fit in any of these categories and still vote Republican, you have no self-respect. Nothing else matters when your very humanity is not recognized.
âŚand yesâŚhe knew EXACTLY what he was saying *wink *winkâŚso when he tries to walk back his obvious racism donât believe him for a fat secondâŚ
âAnd that is why this election is so cotton-pickinâ important to the state of Florida. I hope you all donât mess it up.â
He was supposed to say âdonât monkey it up.â
bumperstickers from the perdue camp:
heâs finger-lickenâ bad
honkey if you love jesus
The happiest plantation on earth!
WhatâŚnothing about âtoxic green waves of guacamoleâ or âswamps of red salsaâ or âan infestation of taco standsâ?
Sonny Perdue is a fat fuck who once made a big deal out of publicly praying for drought-ending rain â on a day with a reliable rain forecast. Stupid-ass white evangelicals ate it up. Such is our politics down here.
Right now, the majority party in the House and Senate are not fulfilling their oath of office. They are not acting as a check and balance. We must replace with those who will. I am talking to the American people. Iâm saying, you are the ultimate check and balance.
Ainât no lions or tigers, ainât no mamba snake. Just the sweet watermelon and the buckwheat cake
h/t Randy Newman
Look back at the 2016 campaign and you will see a number of Obamaâs cabinet secretaries out on the campaign trail â and the same goes for any previous administration.
Are these particular campaign engagements involving cabinet secretaries a violation of the Hatch Act? Not âif the costs associated with [said] political activity are not paid for by money derived from the Treasury of the United States.â
President Donald Trump once said, "Black people are too stupid to vote for me," and suggested that all countries run by blacks are âsâholes,â Trumpâs former lawyer Michael Cohen says in a new interview.
Also in the Vanity Fair sitdown, Cohen recalled Trump saying, "Thereâs no way I can let this black f-g win," when referring to a black contestant on the reality show âThe Apprentice.â
âOnly the blacks could live like this,â Trump once allegedly told Cohen when they were driving through a rough neighborhood in Chicago.
Sonny Perdue called Tuesdayâs vote âso cotton-pickinâ important.â
Perdue, feigning remorse: âMy bad. I thought that Tom Cotton was up for re-election.â