“People will Google anything,” Fox reporter Shannon Bream said.
While grinning ear-to-ear
after receiving her promotion–
from Captain-- to Major Obvious.
jw1
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Huh. Why WAS Ted Cruz born in Canada?
I propose that he is a Canadian Manchurian Candidate (or CMC, for short). Some top secret Canadian agency convinced Cruz’s mom to emigrate to Canada, just to have herself impregnated by a Castro-loving Cuban. So that, forty-years later, after an aggressive indoctrination campaign to turn the CMC into the world’s most odious douche, he could run for president. Their goal? Have Cruz, upon winning the White House, sign an executive order that turns over all American lands to the Canadian government.
Celine Dion will spew forth from every public speaker system. Exxon stations will thenceforth be called “Esso” stations. Budweiser and Coors will be discontinued, replaced with Molson Ice. American Football outlawed, replaced with hockey. Baseball will no longer be the national pastime. Instead, people will tune in every fall to watch curling. Children will be forced to watch Rocky and Bullwinkle until they convulse.
Americans must therefore be ever vigilant against the creeping Canadian Agenda! We must continually ask ourselves where Ted Cruz’s allegiances lie. To America? Or to his beloved Canadian homeland?
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Nope. He was a fervent Castro supporter and participant in the Revolution.
He SAYS he “soured on the revolution” (probably because he personally did not become a big player) and then left Cuba for Canada.
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I really enjoyed that but the funniest part was the question WHY was Ted Cruz Born in Canada?
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Right!! Stunning isn’t it?
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Yeah . It is always Obama’s fault
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It certainly isn’t “rumors.” “Opinions,” “spirited discussions,” or “arguments.”
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Why did Cruz’s mother list what was supposed to be her ex-husband’s name as her last name on Ted’s birth certificate? Were they still married or is another man his real father? Either way he’s quite the bastard.
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Q. Why was Ted Cruz born?
A. Universe FAIL.
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Southwestern states will have to develop a regional variation of curling.
Ah. So not a failed fascist, but a failed communist.
Q: Why was Ted Cruz born in Canada?
A: God has a sense of humor and couldn’t resist trolling the Republicans who spent so much time and effort lying about Obama’s birthplace so that he would be in the same legal situation as one of their frontrunners is.
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Hang on wait a minute, Benghazi!
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Taking the other side of the argument, since Ted’s father was a Cuban at the time of his birth, wouldn’t that mean he could run for president of Cuba someday as a naturally born Cuban? Maybe Chris Matthews wasn’t so wrong after all when the said a debate without Trump would be like two Cubans debating? Marco is a certified anchor baby for sure.
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AT lEAst HE’s NOT a KenyA-BOrn StealTH MusLIM socialistic UTOPITERiaN.
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I didn’t know the Unibomber was allowed to post on the internet from his cell.
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If you look at the geographic location of the googlers, you’ll see they were mainly in Canada. The full query actually was “for the love of crullers, why was Cruz born in Canada?”
In regards to Cruz’s mother having dual citizenship: links please
When a mommy fascist and a daddy fascist love each other very much…
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Because Benghazi-ISIS-Ebola-OBAMA!!!