O Donny boy, the pleas, the pleas are calling,
From grift to con, Cohen the millions hide.
The Russianâs gone, and all the proffers falling,
Itâs you, itâs you must go for bailâs denied.
Order in the courtroom, here comes the womp!
Cohen pleas out
Trump ballistic with fury
Heart attack awaits
My lame attempt at haiku to capture the moment.
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Everytime people talk about Michael Cohen, heâs referred to as the presidentâs lawyer and FIXER, as if that is normal and everyone has one.
â David Axelrod (@davidaxelrod) August 21, 2018
Two big unanswered questions for me:
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Does this deal mark the end of Cohenâs exposure to prosecution? If yes, then Trump has probably dodged an enormous bullet, because Cohen would v probably not enter a non-cooperative (ie regular) plea of guilty on the footing that the sentence he gets today may be reduced ex post facto to reflect post-conviction cooperation. In any case, a 4-year sentence is not the stuff of which cooperation deals are made when youâre basically a professional mafioso with a lot of gangsta credibility on the line, as Cohen is. If no, and there are further, potentially more serious charges that he could face, then the prospect of flipping remains well and truly alive.
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Is Cohen banking on a Trump pardon in return for noncooperation?
âŚDonald Trump placed his trust in someone who was a very elaborately â a very extensively credentialed criminal,â Toobin said.
As Josh said the other day, people are still refusing to see the reality staring them in the face. Itâs absurd to make this about the âtrustâ Trump placed in Cohen - if Toobin had any cojones, heâd make the more obvious and salient point that Trump had a criminal working for him, and that the only conclusion to draw is that Trump is a criminal, too.
At some point the news guys are going to have to start addressing this directly, because the fake-news guys are already miles ahead of them in establishing their own, fraudulent narrative. Maybe Toobin could start by talking to any random former senior intelligence officer.
I guess this afternoon hadnât been sufficiently infrastructurey.
@AaronBlake
Manafort jury has sent the judge another note
Is it wrong that Iâm smiling?
Is that the Perjury Trap⢠Giuliani is so exercised about?
Oooohhh, what a wordsmithâŚâcredentialed criminalâ!!! What an idiotic effort at trying to win the internet.
Thanks to Sally Struthers I got my credentials in gun repair and criminality.
As the Beatles sang:
Pleas please me, whoa yeahâŚ
I think it is time to declare the 2016 election null and void because it was rigged and illegitimate.
Jury has just passed another note to Judge Ellis.
I donât get how this plea deal puts his family first.