Discussion: Tom Hanks Explains Press Corps Gift: 'Those Poor Bastards Need Coffee!' (VIDEO)

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A coffee maker without filters and ground beans is a paperweight.

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It would seem that Tom Hanks (THanks, FTW) is a genuinely nice guy.

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“Those poor bastards need coffee Everclear airplane glue OxyContin bath salts.”

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Sure picked the wrong administration to quit sniffing glue.

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Ah, a Superman reference.

So if the media is Clark Kent aka Superman, does that make Trump Bizarro?

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I miss having a REAL president…
TY Tom and Steve, your country needs you.

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Yes, but “Truth, Justice, and the American Way” goes back to the days when truth and justice were the American way. It’s been a while now.

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Colbert has been keeping me sane since the campaign. I don’t know what I’d do without him.

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It’s funny how Trump supporters want to go back to the “good old days”, but without the values they claim existed back then.

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What they really want—
Segregation
Good-paying union jobs
Wimmin knowing their place
No gays
Elitists keeping out of their lives
Thirty-five-cents-per-gallon gasoline

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Tom Hanks dissing Forrest Trump. Priceless…

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Then you must have heard his comment on PP’s “tapping wires.” He asked if he go the info from the FBI, the CIA or his A-S-S. Very, very funny, Also, the extra long gold tie he pulled from under his belt to show us the latest fashion trend a la PP.

@maximus I’ve done the same. Too strange for words.

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Yeah I’ve been steady watching him since the conventions at least. His reaction after the election was the perfect mirror of mine and he really hooked me in with that. I haven’t missed a show I don’t think, since. Stephen is on such a roll. He’s beating the two Jimmies in ratings all over the place now.

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Just give them the good-paying union jobs from your list and I think they’d find a way to deal with the rest of the list. A sense of belonging and secure good paying jobs might take the edge off the anger and constant finger-pointing. If that doesn’t help then I don’t have an f’ing clue.

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Tsk, tsk, Tom Hanks. Just one more successful man trying to curry favor with stenographers.

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Tom Hanks is a class act and seems like a really good person.

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and slip-on shoes

http://i.imgur.com/Mv5dCk0.gif

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“Tom Hanks Explains Press Corps Gift: ‘Those Poor Bastards Need Coffee!’”

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Anything to keep Hanks and Opie from making another da Vinci Code sequel…

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