Discussion: This Is How The Texas State Guard Plans To Monitor Jade Helm

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“It is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights,private property rights and civil liberties will not be infringed.”

Abbott continued, “Unless you know, you’re poor, or black or Hispanic, or gay, or a woman. Then, not so much”

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Only through sharp-eyed vigilance can these patriots (nationality undetermined) keep Texas from getting annexed into Obama’s Iran-loving USA with its Muslim Death Panels and forced gay marriage!

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What a colossal waste of stupid.

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And what exactly is the federal government going to do with Texas after they take it over,move it to Alaska,force them to eat quiche… What… I really would like to know.

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“If a team member sees two Humvees full of soldiers driving through town, they’re going to follow them,” Eric Johnston, a Texas surveillance team leader, told The Houston Chronicle. “And they’re going to radio back their ultimate location.”

I still say that the military should send lots of decoys in Humvees every day to attract their Texas State Kook Patrol and take them on a merry tour of the countryside whist more important things are happening at the real exercise.

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And then what? Jeez. It sounds a lot like a bunch of 10-year-olds playing fort after one of them got a set of walkie talkies for their birthday.

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After reading this article yesterday about Texass, I’ve thoroughly given up on there being a single rightwinger in that hell hole of a State that has even an ounce of decency, common sense or knowledge of the law. I’m surprised I didn’t see this article here. It is infuriating.

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Roger, that’s confirmed. The Army is dragging Governor Abbott out to the FEMA camp now.

Why didn’t you report this earlier, a lot earlier?

Uh, base, you said you wanted to know their ultimate location. Pretty sure this is it.

You idiot!

Say again, base, you’re breaking up.

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Look out there pardner! If the military sees themselves being shadowed, they may assume IED or ambush, with predictable response.

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State Guard volunteers train once a month without pay but do receive a free concealed handgun license…

Bets on how long it takes for one of these yahoos to shoot himself in the foot, or one of his fellow Guardsmen in the butt, while playing “soldier.” I say they don’t make it through July.

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Sorry Texas. Obama’s invasion cannot be stopped. As dictator of the predatory one-world government financed by George Soros and Michael Bloomberg, he will crush you like ants.

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“peppered a U.S. Army spokesman with questions about whether “Jade Helm 15” was really a cover for the implementation of martial law.”

Then he broke down and confessed to these dastardly plots to destroy Amerika; like in a bad episode of Law & Whatever.

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So it’s true then? Obama really will force the patriots to become Americans??!

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If the Tejano Stale Guano volunteers can figger out where the actual military folks have the PR office, reporting back to Governor Teabagg should be an easy way to earn their daily stipend. Nobody gets hurt. Happy hour starts at 1500.
Edit - Oh wait, goobers don’t metric. That’s 3 PM fellas.

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Hey Y’all! Welcome to the Loon Star State!

It’s actually surprising that Texas is upset about the military exercise there. I thought they just loved the idea of sending American troops to hot, desolate, backward areas that are populated with religious nutballs, brown people, and have lots of oil! Go figure!

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Can’t wait for one of these idiots to shoot at a military member and go to jail.

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But Johnston is just a lowly team leader. Who is commander of the Red Dawn brigade?