Discussion: This Is How The Texas State Guard Plans To Monitor Jade Helm

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Ugh, don’t rub it in. Some of us have to leave in TX.

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Patriot risks jailhouse for liberty!

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radio back their ultimate location

10-4, Armadiller, spotted a bear in the air over Wallyworld, over…

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Film at 10.

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Under the heading :laugh and the whole world laughs with you…this is better than any comedic work produced in the last ten years.Never thought TX could install a bigger clown than Perry in the Governor’s office but it has happened

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They grow them morons big in Texas, don’t they?

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“If a team member sees two Humvees full of soldiers driving through town, they’re going to follow them,” Eric Johnston, a Texas surveillance team leader, told The Houston Chronicle. “And they’re going to radio back their ultimate location.”

"OK, they're at the Shell station. One of them is buying gas!! The other guy is inside getting a Slurpee!! Wait, wait......there's a third guy.....and he just asked for the key to the men's room!!!! Are you getting this, Bravo 2-Niner!?!?! Ahhhhhhh!!!!"
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I have to reset the counter again!

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Abbot would pardon any “patriot” that killed a soldier.

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will Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger, be helping to monitor? are they also using the Free Mexican Air Force?

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Ghastly thought but Abbot seems utterly venal…

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Perfect!

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““If a team member sees two Humvees full of soldiers driving through
town, they’re going to follow them,” Eric Johnston, a Texas surveillance
team leader, told The Houston Chronicle. “And they’re going to radio back their ultimate location.””

What if it’s only one humvee? Do they let that load of troops go unchallenged? There’s a lotta firepower in one-a them humvees ya know.

s/n

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I’ll tell you.

Something.

It’s sooooooo nefarious, we don’t even know. Wake up sheeple!

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Why that don’t matter 'cause them Texans got Jay-Zuss to protect them!

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Cartoons about Texas, it’s doopy governor and it’s even dopier citizens!

https://www.google.com/search?q=jade+helm+sarcastic+cartoons&rlz=1C1GGGE_enUS631US631&oq=jade+helm+sarcastic+cartoons&aqs=chrome.0.69i59.13421j0j4&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

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Everyday I wake up in the morning, turn on the news and think I’ve been in a coma and have woken up to 1850!

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And the Lard.

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““If a team member sees two Humvees full of soldiers driving through town, they’re going to follow them,” Eric Johnston, a Texas surveillance team leader, told The Houston Chronicle. “And they’re going to radio back their ultimate location.””

In other words, they’re going to help provide ISIS and Al Qaeda with information about how our troops conduct training exercises?

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Yes, it’s an invasive medical procedure that installs a working backbone. This allows the recipient to stop being afraid of their own shadow. It also includes a long term pharmaceutical regimen that slowly regrows the neocortex and other higher level brain structures and to develop emotional intelligence.

EDIT to remove silly typo.

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