Discussion: Texas Man Arrested For Vandalizing His Own Truck And Blaming It On Black Lives Matter

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Mr. Lattin has a promising career in the Republican Party ahead of him. He’s got the lying and insurance fraud already nailed, and the scapegoating of the innocent is an especially nice touch. If he can effectively blame his arrest on liberals and then whine that he was misquoted at the same time, he’s on his way.

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GOP educational policies bear fruit…

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So he is going to get screwed by the cops that he praised so much? Genius

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Gawd - I hate these m’fers.

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He’s the redneck Tawana Brawley.

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Lattin told police that his truck, which he had painted with “Police Lives Matter,” was spray painted with “Black Lives Matter” and “Fuck Your Flag, Your Family, Your Feelings, Your Faith."

Gee, I wonder what gave him away? Could it be the sad yet hilarious attempt at portraying what he thinks a liberal group would say since all liberals hate America, hate family, hate feelings, and hate faith?

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How much you want to bet that his denial of complicity will earn him even bigger bucks? All he has to do now is claim that he’s been “framed by n**gers,” and the money will roll in.

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“OK OK it wasn’t Black Lives Matter, it…wait, what?..Oh my God! Oh my God! My twin brother has been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something… There was this guy, he looked Asian!… and he was speaking another language, I’m pretty sure it was… Asian!”

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Did he call Darrel Issa beforehand to ask how to maximize his insurance claim?

Hey, Issa was/is a master at insurance fraud. Check his cell phone to see if that call was made…haha!

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More than likely the police were suspicious of this all along. Whitney is a greasy fart of a little town, 2,000 people on a good day, with a very small African American population. It’s not exactly a hotbed of Black Lives Matter activism. Lattin’s story was implausible from the start.

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I like your points and agree he is on to a promising start, but he will always be on the “B” team unless he can figure a way to work that his arrest is a criminalization of his cristian faith.

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Painted his truck to support police? He used a paint marker, you know the kind kids use to decorate cars for football games and homecoming? What a turd!

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That would be my guess.

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Now he just needs to find some republicans that want to lay down their life and limb for his false cause…

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““he admitted to police to damaging the inside of the truck for insurance reasons. Additional charges may be filed””"

Insurance fraud comes to mind.

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I’m thinking his war injury might be a brain injury, but I also think a lot of republicans have the mindset that black lives matter is just more vandalizing of the US that is already being done by other government programs to help the poor.

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I am sure Carly saw video of the Black Lives Matter activists trashing his truck. He will be cool if he can get her to testify.

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I know, right? Both “Fuck your feelings” and “Fuck your faith” are just really weird things to say if you were a vandal. This guy is dumber then dirt.

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Well. It’s Texas. (Again!!)

Maybe he should have blamed it on the Muslim kid.

If he’d tossed a few broken circuit boards in there, it would have left investigators pondering for weeks.

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