Discussion: Texas Man Arrested For Vandalizing His Own Truck And Blaming It On Black Lives Matter

Perhaps. And it would seem that the only part that wasn’t injured is the asshole lobe.

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The next “Joe the Plumber!”

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“Fuck Your Flag, Your Family, Your Feelings, Your Faith."

Comic mischaracterization of liberal thought, sure. But you got to give him points for alliteration!

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His FB page says he is currently studying Behavioral Psychology at Southern New Hampshire University. I’m guessing he’s not doing very well in class.

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That’s him projecting onto us.

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Stupid white thugs.

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He probably misspelled “matter” as “mater” both times.

Shades of Ashley Todd!

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Is it not odd that the same demographic that just hates to have the government pay people “for doing nothing”, just loves to give money to other folk who do nothing but complain about being victims? Oh, well, every dollar sent to him is one less dollar sent to Huckabee.

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This really brings down all the other Republican fraudsters trying to fabricate evidence against civil rights groups. I think James O’Keefe should give him an hour or two to go over the details for promoting a successful fraud, from story development, to finding a surrogate investigator who’s not known to the mark, to the full editing process, and finally having a successful marketing campaign that precedes the ability of anyone to fact-check.

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That’s pretty sad that this guy did this. I hope it doesn’t reflect badly on all disabled veterans of which I am one. We all go through rough times, particularly those of us who are dependent on disability for their income but doing something like this is just insane!

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Hey, grifters gon’ grift!

I wonder if any of the police officers this hickoid purports to revere went into a situation where they would normally have backup (if available) without it because the would-be backup was busy taking down his false report?

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I think they’re Iranians!

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Bless his little heart … he sure did try.

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Ah, the old “I wasn’t filing a false police report, I was committing insurance fraud” defense. Yeah, that one gets 'em every time.

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“Jeebus has forgiven me. Can’t you find it your hearts to follow Jeebus and forgive me too?”

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I’m sure this will be the lead story on O’Reilly tonight.

Now there’s a brain trust for you!

Scott Lattin has made a very strong case for being named “American Dick Of the Month” for September.